Create a god/goddess

[Sunstone]

As if there are not already enough deities, let me ask what god or goddess would you create if you could create a god or goddess?

What would be the name of your deity? What would be your deities duties and powers? Who would they be the protector, protectoress, of? Would people sacrifice to them? What would they sacrifice?

 

[huajiro]

My "God" would be compassionate, loving, understanding, secure with him/herself (not jealous). We wouldn't be kept in the dark, and he/she would not permit pain and suffering of any living being.

 

[robtex]

Huajiro your God sounds like a wussy push over and my God and kick the snot out of your God.

 

[jewscout]

How about a god for video games...what would you call him/her?? :sarcastic

 

[Sunstone]

How about a god for video games...what would you call him/her?? :sarcastic

I think that god/goddess should be an adolescent, and have powers over video games, sore thumbs, and computer crashes. What do you think?

 

[jewscout]

I think that god/goddess should be an adolescent, and have powers over video games, sore thumbs, and computer crashes. What do you think?

as well as the one bloodshot eye i get when i play for longer than 20 minutes

 

[huajiro]

Huajiro your God sounds like a wussy push over and my God and kick the snot out of your God.

uh uh....my God can beat yours up any day

 

[No*s]

How about a god for video games...what would you call him/her?? :sarcastic

The Random Number God *grin*. Beware, he is very fickle.

 

[jewscout]

oooo oooo oooo i got it:
The Goddess Irata! And why a goddess and not a god you ask? Because anyone who has ever seen a group of gamers, they are almost all guys and the game controls them like puppets!
Irata is a beautiful temptress who provides hours of entertainment for her disciples yet takes a heavy toll on their social lives!:biglaugh:

 

[Sunstone]

as well as the one bloodshot eye i get when i play for longer than 20 minutes

Does this god/goddess demand burnt offerings? Perhaps the stench of burning circuit boards is pleasing to his/her nostrils?

 

[Sunstone]

uh uh....my God can beat yours up any day

Apparently, the chore of creating gods involves all the subtle dynamics of a nursery school.

 

[mrscardero]

Apparently, the chore of creating gods involves all the subtle dynamics of a nursery school.

 

[SoulTYPE]

Why not just throw them all into a game of Mortal Kombat and let Scorpion decide?

 

[Sunstone]

Irata! Oh Irata!
Fickle goddess of the bloodshot eyes!
Beautiful destroyer of social lives!


I think we've got a winner with this one!

 

[SoulTYPE]

My god reigns supreme! he is the god of..erSPAM

 

[Sunstone]

Irata! Oh Irata!
In your awsome presence
We spend our adolescence!

 

[SoulTYPE]

Surely I cannot be THAT bad Mr Stone..

 

[mrscardero]

Goddess of comoedia

 

[SoulTYPE]

Mai Shiranui...Godddess of planets

 

[SoulTYPE]

.......cos she rules two very large ones.