Maize, you beat me to it!
here is a brief (and ad lib) take on the crow creation story where Old Man Coyote makes the world.
Where the water came from, no one knows. Where Old Man Coyote came from no one knows. But there he was, alone on the water that covered everything in the begining.
"This sucks," thought Coyote "I'm all alone and there is nothing but water."
Old Man Coyote walked a long way looking to see if there was anything elce. Old Man Coyote could walk on water in those days.
"Nope just water, I wish I had someone to talk with. All this water is boring."
Just then he saw two ducks with red eyes swimming tword him.
"Hello little brothers" Old Man Coyote called. "have you seen anything but water around here?"
"No, not up here but the water must be sitting on something"
"well why don't you go and check." Coyote looked down at the water, he was glad he could walk on the water because he wasn't a good swimmer. One of the Ducks dove down into the water.
"Oh, how sad, your brother must have drowned." Coyote said after a while.
"He's not dead, we can live a long time under water." the second Duck said "Just wait"
Old Man Coyote was just about to say he really thought the first Duck was dead when he appeared.
"well?" asked Old Man Coyote
"There is something down there, I bumped my head on it." The first Duck said.
"let me check" The second Duck dived down and was gone eaven longer than the first. When he came up he had a bit of mud in his beak.
"Well, lets see what we can do with this." Coyote took the mud and spread it out making the land. They all walked over the land.
"Its nice" said the first duck
"Its a bit flat" said the second.
"oh," said Old Man Coyote "it could use some variety" He raised up mountians and pushed down valleys and made lakes and rivers so they could always find a drink. He made trees and other plants so they would have shade and something nice to walk on other than rock.
"hows that?" Old Man Coyote asked.
"very nice" said the second Duck
"needs something" said the first Duck
"right," said Old Man Coyote and picked up some more mud. He made some people and put them down on the land.
"what are those?" asked the first Duck
"they look funny" said the second Duck
"These are people," said Old Man Coyote, "they will be good compainons. They can tell each other how I made the world."
"What about us" asked the ducks.
"oh, yeah... " Old Man Coyote made many types of ducks for his younger brothers.
"thanks" they called and went to join thier new people.
"somethings missing" a voice said beside Old Man Coyote
"who are you? Where did you come from, did I make you?" Old Man Coyote asked.
"My name is Cirape, the coyote. Elder brother, I do not know where I came from, I just was." coyote said. "who are you?"
"Well, what a cool surprize. I'm Old Man Coyote, I made everything you see here."
"Its really impressive, but its still missing something."
"Really, what is it missing." Old Man Coyote asked a bit annoyed.
"You made everyone Men, how can there ever be any more people?"
"oh, I hadn't thought of that." Old Man Coyote said
"I know," said coyote.
So Old Man Coyote made women.
"Also, you should make some other animals besides people and ducks."
So Old Man Coyote made all the animals but then the animals complained that they were bored.
"yeah, but I made women" Old Man Coyote said
"Elder brother, we cant just do that ALL the time."
"well, I guess not." Old Man Coyote didn't think its sounded like a bad way to spend time.
So he made Music and Dancing.
"you know, you forgot something." coyote said.
"What? How could I have forgotten something." Old Man Coyote sighed.
"Remember those people you made, they have no claws or fur, they need some help."
"Oh, right them." Old Man Coyote went to the people and showed them how to make tools and cloths and homes. Then he gave man weapons so they could catch food.
"these are really good things, I should give them to everyone."
"oh no, don't do that." said coyote. "if the animals had weapons the humans would never survive. Animals are much stonger and faster and have horns and claws."
"good point." Old Man Coyote nodded. "well, are you satisfied now?"
"Nope."
"what do you mean Nope?"
"everyone talks the same language... you cant fight someone who talks your language. You should make more languages so people can have wars."
"War, what is that good for."
"Absolutely... something. War lets men be brave and impress the women. It makes them smart because they have to outplan the other men. You get to sing songs about honor and war and you get to keep the loosers stuff."
"well I'll give it a shot."
After a long while coyote and Old Man Coyote were talking together. They talked about war and how well everything was working. Coyote mentioned that his wife had gotten stolen by another man.
"well go steal her back" Old Man Coyote said.
"why would I want to steal her back? I have my honor you know."
"I stole my wife back three times now."
"people laugh at you for it. They say you take what another man thows away."
"you'r clever but not very wise younger brother." Old Man Coyote smiled. "Let me tell you something. Do they ever steal ugly wives?"
"no."
"once your wife has been stolen and you get her back, she knows you will come for her. She does everything she can for you... and she is eaven better under the buffalo robes."
"really?"
"what do I care if people laugh at me during the day, I get to laugh at them all night long."
"Elder brother you really are wise."
"I know."
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