Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Dear Diary,
Today, I saw the cutest girl ever in class. She must have knew I was looking at her because she turned her head and looked at me. I was so freaked out, I looked down right away and pretended I was reading something. I wonder if she likes me?
During lunch, that weirdo Ralph tried to sit with us. We told him to go away. What would the other kids think of us if we let that freak sit at our table?
I got my report back in science class. I got a B- so my parents should be happy about that. I'm hoping to get an extra big allowance this week like the last time I did good on a report.
Talk to you tomorrow,
Billy
Today, I saw the cutest girl ever in class. She must have knew I was looking at her because she turned her head and looked at me. I was so freaked out, I looked down right away and pretended I was reading something. I wonder if she likes me?
During lunch, that weirdo Ralph tried to sit with us. We told him to go away. What would the other kids think of us if we let that freak sit at our table?
I got my report back in science class. I got a B- so my parents should be happy about that. I'm hoping to get an extra big allowance this week like the last time I did good on a report.
Talk to you tomorrow,
Billy
