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Dear Homosexual Members of RF

Wirey

Fartist
Hello,

I understand that there is a Gay Agenda floating around out there. I, personally, have never seen it, but every person I've met who believes there's an Invisible Jewish Zombie Wizard who's concerned with whom I fornicate assures me it exists. Therefore, I'd like to ask that a copy of the Gay Agenda be posted here. I heard there's shuffleboard but I don't know at what time, and I'd hate to miss it.

How you doin'?
 

columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
My recollection is that it was posted on RF, last summer or so.

But I am sure I mentioned that all the invitations were already sent out. If you didn't get one, get a clue. You can find those at Costco, the same aisle you got your toupee.
Tom
 

Wirey

Fartist
My recollection is that it was posted on RF, last summer or so.

But I am sure I mentioned that all the invitations were already sent out. If you didn't get one, get a clue. You can find those at Costco, the same aisle you got your toupee.
Tom

Words hurt, Tom. Word hurt.

Plus, you promised you wouldn't tell!
 

McBell

Unbound
Hello,

I understand that there is a Gay Agenda floating around out there. I, personally, have never seen it, but every person I've met who believes there's an Invisible Jewish Zombie Wizard who's concerned with whom I fornicate assures me it exists. Therefore, I'd like to ask that a copy of the Gay Agenda be posted here. I heard there's shuffleboard but I don't know at what time, and I'd hate to miss it.

How you doin'?
I imagine the gays, bis, trans, and lesbians would also like to be informed on what this agenda they are having is.
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Hello,

I understand that there is a Gay Agenda floating around out there. I, personally, have never seen it, but every person I've met who believes there's an Invisible Jewish Zombie Wizard who's concerned with whom I fornicate assures me it exists. Therefore, I'd like to ask that a copy of the Gay Agenda be posted here. I heard there's shuffleboard but I don't know at what time, and I'd hate to miss it.

How you doin'?

The Gay Agenda is different than the Bi Agenda. Just to recap....

Bi Mystic Agenda:

I am here to destroy every single marriage and wreck every single home. I am making all the husbands and wives hate each other Because Feminism, and I am seducing every spouse into only wanting to have sex with me. Since all people are hating each other and lusting after me, all the children will be left alone to burn the house down and to dance/rave every day in my name. So sayeth the Mystic, Angry Ball-Squeezing Bisexual Goddess.

Does that clear things up?
 

McBell

Unbound
The Gay Agenda is different than the Bi Agenda. Just to recap....

Bi Mystic Agenda:

I am here to destroy every single marriage and wreck every single home. I am making all the husbands and wives hate each other Because Feminism, and I am seducing every spouse into only wanting to have sex with me. Since all people are hating each other and lusting after me, all the children will be left alone to burn the house down and to dance/rave every day in my name. So sayeth the Mystic, Angry Ball-Squeezing Bisexual Goddess.

Does that clear things up?
I PMed my address, when you coming by?
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
After some spying, I've discovered a few items on their agenda......
1) Another Emmy for Orange Is The New Black
2) Fewer mosquitoes (It seems gays hate them too.)
3) Increasing the popularity of chaps
4) John Waters as poet laureate
5) Legislation preventing me from ever wearing a Speedo (Like that would ever happen again!)
6) Genetically engineered men who sweat more.
7) The new national anthem.....
 
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Wirey

Fartist
The Gay Agenda is different than the Bi Agenda. Just to recap....

Bi Mystic Agenda:

I am here to destroy every single marriage and wreck every single home. I am making all the husbands and wives hate each other Because Feminism, and I am seducing every spouse into only wanting to have sex with me. Since all people are hating each other and lusting after me, all the children will be left alone to burn the house down and to dance/rave every day in my name. So sayeth the Mystic, Angry Ball-Squeezing Bisexual Goddess.

Does that clear things up?

No. What time is shuffleboard?
 

columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
I've no pix from back in the day.
Were I to don one now, 7.5 plagues would be visited upon the planet.
Want me to post a pic that would suggest otherwise, about the plague thing?

Oh wait...
ISIS, climate change, drone warfare, Obama ....
OK, you got me.

Tom
 

Twilight Hue

Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
The Gay Agenda is different than the Bi Agenda. Just to recap....

Bi Mystic Agenda:

I am here to destroy every single marriage and wreck every single home. I am making all the husbands and wives hate each other Because Feminism, and I am seducing every spouse into only wanting to have sex with me. Since all people are hating each other and lusting after me, all the children will be left alone to burn the house down and to dance/rave every day in my name. So sayeth the Mystic, Angry Ball-Squeezing Bisexual Goddess.

Does that clear things up?

Whatta succubus. =0P
 

Kerr

Well-Known Member
Hello,

I understand that there is a Gay Agenda floating around out there. I, personally, have never seen it, but every person I've met who believes there's an Invisible Jewish Zombie Wizard who's concerned with whom I fornicate assures me it exists. Therefore, I'd like to ask that a copy of the Gay Agenda be posted here. I heard there's shuffleboard but I don't know at what time, and I'd hate to miss it.

How you doin'?
You shouldn't ask the gays for their agenda, since it's us, the straights, who set it. They are too busy being happy to care for such matters, after all, and we are more then happy to help.
 
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