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Deeje commits fowl play

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
I've been here many a year now. I know it's hard to tell by looking at my avatar. I'm every bit as wrinkle-free as ever. But trust me on this. I wouldn't lie to you.

For quite a few years within that time, I've had a running, but respectful battle with @Deeje on the nature of our egg-sistence.
At times, we probably drove each other quackers, but neither of us stooped to the level of mocking(birds...ahem). Plus, she's an Aussie. Apparently.

Now i don't know what I can trust. Turns out, she's not an actual pelican at all!

What next? I find out she's really a kiwi?
She starts tweeting out personal conversations?
She starts some stupid thread here on RF and starts taking cheep shots at me?

I've done the maths, and it all adds up (I'm actually pretty good at owl-gebra, believe it or not).
She's a person. I was wondering how she'd been accessing the internet, or managing to type long posts with her wings.

Well, I'll be fine, thanks for those concerned. I feel like I've jumped out of a plane and the ground is rushing up at me, such is the surprise I'm feeling. But just knowing I have the support of the RF community acts as a sparrowchute for me. And it could be worse. Being lied to by a friend on an online forum is mildly disagreeable. But it's not as bad as my friend IRL. Lied to by his girlfriend, and he ended up with cherpies. True story.
 

AlexanderG

Active Member
As a fellow dad who happens to use a bird avatar and loves to hear my kids groan and roll their eyes at my inane comments, I entirely approve.

This post by @lewisnotmiller is poultry in motion!
 

Deeje

Avid Bible Student
Premium Member
I've been here many a year now. I know it's hard to tell by looking at my avatar. I'm every bit as wrinkle-free as ever. But trust me on this. I wouldn't lie to you.

For quite a few years within that time, I've had a running, but respectful battle with @Deeje on the nature of our egg-sistence.
At times, we probably drove each other quackers, but neither of us stooped to the level of mocking(birds...ahem). Plus, she's an Aussie. Apparently.

Now i don't know what I can trust. Turns out, she's not an actual pelican at all!

What next? I find out she's really a kiwi?
She starts tweeting out personal conversations?
She starts some stupid thread here on RF and starts taking cheep shots at me?

I've done the maths, and it all adds up (I'm actually pretty good at owl-gebra, believe it or not).
She's a person. I was wondering how she'd been accessing the internet, or managing to type long posts with her wings.

Well, I'll be fine, thanks for those concerned. I feel like I've jumped out of a plane and the ground is rushing up at me, such is the surprise I'm feeling. But just knowing I have the support of the RF community acts as a sparrowchute for me. And it could be worse. Being lied to by a friend on an online forum is mildly disagreeable. But it's not as bad as my friend IRL. Lied to by his girlfriend, and he ended up with cherpies. True story.
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Aussie through and through mate......not a KIWI...can't you tell by my use of vowels....?
Would you like some fesh and cheps? Love a nice bit of fesh.....

I love me pelicans as these are in abundance where I live....brothers in arms (wings) but don't park under a lamp post......

My confession was supposed to be our secret....now its common knOWLedge....

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I thought my secret was safe with you......
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