DELUSIONAL THINKING QUIZ

[Brickjectivity]

Question 1:
When you can't find your keys, do you:

- Assume you misplaced them?​

- Believe they've grown legs and walked off on their own?​

Question 2:
When you see a bird in the sky, do you:

- Admire its flight?​

- Assume it's a spy drone monitoring your activities?​

Question 3:
When you're stuck in traffic, do you:

- Blame it on rush hour?​

- Believe it's a grand conspiracy to make you late?​

Question 4:
When your favorite team loses a game, do you:

- Accept that the other team played better?​

- Suspect the game was rigged against your team?​

Question 5:
When you receive a wrong number call, do you:

- Politely tell them they have the wrong number?​

- Wonder if it's a secret message from the future?​

Scoring:
Give yourself 1 point for every time you chose option 2.

Results:

- 0-1 points: You're as grounded as they come!​

- 2-3 points: You've got a healthy dose of imagination.​

- 4-5 points: Congratulations, you might be living in your own blockbuster movie!​

Remember, this is all in good fun and not meant to be taken seriously. If you have any real concerns about your thoughts or mental health, please consult a professional. If you can't afford to consult a professional, then consult a professional.

 

[ChristineM]

When you can't find your keys, do you:

Whistle, the key fob chirps on hearing whistle or clap. Awkward in the supermarket when the children get enjoyment from clapping...

When you see a bird in the sky, do you:

Admire its flight

When you're stuck in traffic, do you:

Listen to music in the CD

When your favorite team loses a game, do you:

Eh? Favourite what?

When you receive a wrong number call, do you:

Ignore it.


As you can see not all my answers match up the your answers so i must be grounded... Weird eh?

 

[sun rise]

There must be a reason you started this thread with these questions. Who are you working for and how will this information be used against me? After all, there's something amiss about linking keys, birds, traffic, sports and phone calls. I don't expect you to come clean so no matter what you reply I know I can't trust it.

 

[Viker]

1) They're playing hide and seek.
2) A kindred spirit that I really wish I could follow.
3) "Stuck" in traffic. I have motorcycles. There's no such thing. "Stuck" in traffic....lols.
4) My favorite team doesn't play sports.
5) Ignore it.

 

[Eddi]

Question 5:
When you receive a wrong number call, do you:
- Politely tell them they have the wrong number?- Wonder if it's a secret message from the future?

It could be both

 

[Kathryn]

Question 1:
When you can't find your keys, do you:

- Assume you misplaced them?​

- Believe they've grown legs and walked off on their own?​

Question 2:
When you see a bird in the sky, do you:

- Admire its flight?​

- Assume it's a spy drone monitoring your activities?​

Question 3:
When you're stuck in traffic, do you:

- Blame it on rush hour?​

- Believe it's a grand conspiracy to make you late?​

Question 4:
When your favorite team loses a game, do you:

- Accept that the other team played better?​

- Suspect the game was rigged against your team?​

Question 5:
When you receive a wrong number call, do you:

- Politely tell them they have the wrong number?​

- Wonder if it's a secret message from the future?​

Scoring:
Give yourself 1 point for every time you chose option 2.

Results:

- 0-1 points: You're as grounded as they come!​

- 2-3 points: You've got a healthy dose of imagination.​

- 4-5 points: Congratulations, you might be living in your own blockbuster movie!​

Remember, this is all in good fun and not meant to be taken seriously. If you have any real concerns about your thoughts or mental health, please consult a professional. If you can't afford to consult a professional, then consult a professional.
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1. I assume I misplaced my keys. Wait, do I even have any keys?
2. I admire the bird in flight.
3. I am rarely stuck in traffic.
4. I don't care about games generally.
5. I don't answer calls from numbers I don't recognize so there's that.

 

[The Hammer]

Question 1:
When you can't find your keys, do you:
- Assume you misplaced them?- Believe they've grown legs and walked off on their own?

Option 3: Some ******* stole them.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

1) The elves are hiding them...or mabye it was Elvis hiding them...
2) Is it a disguised UAP?
3) Practice patience...sing along with the radio...get out and stretch...
4) It's just entertainment...
5) I ask them if they've got time to hear about Our Lord, Cthulhu...