Do You Like Puns?

[Lightkeeper]

I was thinking today if you like someone's post you give them a frubal. If you don't like their post is it "disafrubal"?

What are some of your puns? Get ready to GRUMBLE!!!

 

[Sunstone]

That was horrible, Lightkeeper, absolutely horrible! Did you really have to force me to laugh before my second cup of coffee this morning? Shame on you!

 

[Lightkeeper]

Then there's my favorite mathmatical animals the Hypotenuse and the Rhinotenuse.


Sunstone, coffee is best savored when sprayed out the nose. I know I've bean there.

 

[Sunstone]

Sunstone, coffee is best savored when sprayed out the nose. I know I've bean there.

Is there no relief from this madness? *furiously wiping coffee off computer screen*

 

[Engyo]

Buddhist to pizza vendor: "Make me one with everything!"

Why did the Buddhist refuse novocaine at the dentist's office?
He aspired to transcend dental medication.

Why do Buddhist vacuums sell poorly?
They have no attachments.

 

[Lightkeeper]

Thankyou Engyo, great ones. What was that old song "Darling youwhowhowho Zen me......"?

 

[Lightkeeper]

I'm surprised that we haven't heard from TVOR on this thread. He has a comPUNction for punning.

 

[standing_on_one_foot]

Eh, just late, he'll be here eventually, I assume. Not very punctual, though, is he?

 

[Pah]

pah is just not very punny