Donald Trump says he "nearly escaped death".

[Subduction Zone]

What?? What are you saying? Are you saying the FBI did not kill Trump?

Well I have been hoodwinked once again.

Shh! They actually did. What you see now is a trained actor that went through months of surgery and made a major dietary change to get the right consistency to his fat and, ahem, emanations.

 

[Pogo]

After a vote passed behind closed doors and out of the public eyes and ears in the early am hours where Democrats do their best work.

So the democrats voted that
Trump is not dead.
Does that mean he was resurrected?

This conspiratorial thinking just gets weirder and weirder.
Think I will look for some shrooms to ground me.

 

[Revoltingest]

After a vote passed behind closed doors and out of the public eyes and ears in the early am hours where Democrats do their best work.

Non sequiter.

 

[metis]

That was an FBI show for intimidation. It is a common mafia tactic, of showing force to the point of no return, and then backing off. It is designed to send a message that next time, we will break a leg or worse. The leg break was the Kangaroo Courts in Georgia and NYC. In a figurative sense Trump is being hobbled by the Biden mafia, unable to campaign as much.

What is coming up is the Hunter Biden days in Court; June. The Mafia intimidation of witnesses is no longer working. It appears Trump is beating the kangaroo courts and new witnesses for the Prosecution are coming forward. The writing is on the walls. It looks like Trump will become President and any witnesses forced to stay silent, are coming forward. They wish to leave the sinking ship; witness protection, rather than go down with that ship. This will position them better in the future.

Why does the word "delusional" come to mind? But then if one only gets their "news" from Fox, Newsmax. etc., what should we expect?