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Ol Jim Was In The Hospital .
Jim was an old man. He was sick and feeling rotten.
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There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he
was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of
voice, "And how are we doing this morning, or are we
ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"
*
Old Jim had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, Old
Jim had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his
bed side stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
*
The juice was apple juice. So .. you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and
looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today ."
*
At this, Old Jim snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run
it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."
The nurse fainted! . . Old Jim just smiled!
*
DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!!!!
Jim was an old man. He was sick and feeling rotten.
*
There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he
was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of
voice, "And how are we doing this morning, or are we
ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"
*
Old Jim had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, Old
Jim had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his
bed side stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
*
The juice was apple juice. So .. you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and
looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today ."
*
At this, Old Jim snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run
it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."
The nurse fainted! . . Old Jim just smiled!
*
DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!!!!
