Geoff-Allen
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Feel free to add whatever makes you laugh
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Enlightenment humour
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Feel free to add whatever makes you laugh
Cheers!
Thief
Rogue Theologian
and a rich man approached the Gates of heaven
carrying two bags of obvious weight
and Peter said.....oh no
We don't allow baggage here
No really...it's ok
go ask your Boss
I know Him
Peter went to ask and returned with instruction
look in the bags....and let him pass
Peter looked.....nodded his head
and the rich man entered
an angel nearby saw the whole thing and came asking
What's up with that...!!!!
yeah.....I don't get it either
why would anyone bring their own paving bricks?
carrying two bags of obvious weight
and Peter said.....oh no
We don't allow baggage here
No really...it's ok
go ask your Boss
I know Him
Peter went to ask and returned with instruction
look in the bags....and let him pass
Peter looked.....nodded his head
and the rich man entered
an angel nearby saw the whole thing and came asking
What's up with that...!!!!
yeah.....I don't get it either
why would anyone bring their own paving bricks?
Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
More doodles here -
Buddha Doodles - What you're searching for is inside you. | Good Vibes | Buddha doodle, Buddha quote, Tiny buddha
All the best!
Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
How Enlightened Are You?
If ...
If you can live without caffeine,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friend’s limited education and never correct him or her,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, colour, religion, gender preference, or politics,
Then you have almost reached the same level of spiritual development as your dog!
If ...
If you can live without caffeine,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friend’s limited education and never correct him or her,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, colour, religion, gender preference, or politics,
Then you have almost reached the same level of spiritual development as your dog!
Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
A good sense of humor transubstantiates the world. It dethrones the emperor in the mind while revealing he’s not even wearing any clothes. By maintaining a healthy sense of humor we avoid the stultifying situation of being in total control of ourselves, and the equally fruitless situation of losing control altogether.
Sacred Humor: Cultivating a Good Sense of Humor
Enjoy!
Sacred Humor: Cultivating a Good Sense of Humor
Enjoy!
Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
The enlightened fool is the one who sees the ego trips of society and can still find joy and laughter in its midst. The fool is often the enlightened one, the one with crazy wisdom, with laughter and jokes as their weapon, they cut through mundane conformity and bring to light the latent child like bliss bubbling just beneath the surface of all seriousness. The fool possesses a wisdom that is out of reach of the conformist. A playful attitude in touch with enormous amounts of creativity.
From this site -
It turns out enlightenment is just having a really good sense of humour
From this site -
It turns out enlightenment is just having a really good sense of humour
Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
I've posted this before but it's one I really like so forgive me but...
Shopkeeper: Come, come. You know what they say: an ounce of Sufism now will have been worth more than a pound of regret later.
Customer: Well, I dunno. It looks a little old. Frayed around the edges, if you must know.
Shopkeeper: It ages like good wine.
Customer: (Shakes the package of Sufism, causing little bits to drop off) You sure this will run on 110 volts AC?
Shopkeeper: Generates its own power too.
Customer: (Doubtful) This isn't the American model. I thought they had an American model.
Shopkeeper: Oh, the American stuff...(digs around behind counter)...here. (Offers package with fluorescent purple and green day-glo stripes, picture of a turbanned, bearded man with wild eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his fingers).
Customer: That's what I had in mind.
Shopkeeper: (Picks up customer and places him with hands around the package) Ah, but it bought you first.
Shopkeeper: Come, come. You know what they say: an ounce of Sufism now will have been worth more than a pound of regret later.
Customer: Well, I dunno. It looks a little old. Frayed around the edges, if you must know.
Shopkeeper: It ages like good wine.
Customer: (Shakes the package of Sufism, causing little bits to drop off) You sure this will run on 110 volts AC?
Shopkeeper: Generates its own power too.
Customer: (Doubtful) This isn't the American model. I thought they had an American model.
Shopkeeper: Oh, the American stuff...(digs around behind counter)...here. (Offers package with fluorescent purple and green day-glo stripes, picture of a turbanned, bearded man with wild eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his fingers).
Customer: That's what I had in mind.
Shopkeeper: (Picks up customer and places him with hands around the package) Ah, but it bought you first.