Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Kilgore Trout but Were Afraid to Ask

[Wherenextcolumbus]

I'm in my late 30's, but I have the wisdom and knowledge of someone in their 50's, I look like I'm in my early 30's, I act like I'm in my late 20's, and I have the libido of someone in their late teens.

 

[Quagmire]

I'm in my late 30's, but I have the wisdom and knowledge of someone in their 50's

So in other words you're completely clueless (?)

 

[Kilgore Trout]

So in other words you're completely clueless (?)

I prefer to think of it as being comfortable in a cloud of confusion brought on by dementia, memory loss, and indifference.

 

[Falvlun]

If the troutling turns out to be troutlings (as in, twins), what would you name 'em?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

If the troutling turns out to be troutlings (as in, twins), what would you name 'em?

Armageddon and Ragnarök. This works for both boys and girls.

Seriously, it took several lists and two weeks of deliberation to come to a decision on naming our puppy, so I have no idea at this point. Our plan is to come up with lists of names we are partial too, and then let the baby's personality guide which name fits them.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

i don't like

Sorry, you lose. Your question wasn't in the form of a question.

 

[DallasApple]

I'm in my late 30's, but I have the wisdom and knowledge of someone in their 50's, I look like I'm in my early 30's, I act like I'm in my late 20's, and I have the libido of someone in their late teens.

That's something to brag about?

Im 45 but I have the wisdom of a 70 year old I look like Im 31 but i have the libido of a 38 year old (WOMAN)who's not on BC and has no kids yet.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

That's something to brag about?

Everything about me is something to brag about. It comes with being awesome.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Armageddon and Ragnarök. This works for both boys and girls.

Seriously, it took several lists and two weeks of deliberation to come to a decision on naming our puppy, so I have no idea at this point. Our plan is to come up with lists of names we are partial too, and then let the baby's personality guide which name fits them.

Terrible idea. If you're as patient as I am I predict the babies would be called 'Shut up you little *******' and 'Arghhhh!'

 

[McBell]

Now's your chance. Ask away, but only if you're prepared to have your whole universe imploded, exploded, smashed, and baked into a delicious, delicate cheescake.

Why is it inappropriate to say that a wood chuck, who has increased the amount of wood chucked, has upchucked?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Why is it inappropriate to say that a wood chuck, who has increased the amount of wood chucked, has upchucked?

Excellent question!

This is obviously and wildly inappopriate since it is very politically incorrect and terribly passé to discuss the chucking habits of wood chucks. Every civilized person knows this.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Terrible idea. If you're as patient as I am I predict the babies would be called 'Shut up you little *******' and 'Arghhhh!'

I reserve those reponses for adults. I'm extremely patient with kids, since they have an excuse for being dumb and annoying.

 

[Slapstick]

Now's your chance. Ask away, but only if you're prepared to have your whole universe imploded, exploded, smashed, and baked into a delicious, delicate cheescake.

What would you do if your nose turned green? I mean it is October, that kind of thing is known to happen.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I reserve those reponses for adults. I'm extremely patient with kids, since they have an excuse for being dumb and annoying.

That was actually my thoughts on it back when I was a school teacher...lol
Next question : If you weren't actually you, and were a mere mortal, what would you ask you?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

What would you do if your nose turned green? I mean it is October, that kind of thing is known to happen.

I'd dye it back to its normal, purple color.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Next question : If you weren't actually you, and were a mere mortal, what would you ask you?

Nothing. I wouldn't be worth talking to.

 

[Sha'irullah]

Is your ancestry Tamaranian, Kryptonian, Apokalyptian, New God, Daxamite, Korugaran, Dheronian, Czarnian, Homo Magi, or Hatorei?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Is your ancestry Tamaranian, Kryptonian, Apokalyptian, New God, Daxamite, Korugaran, Dheronian, Czarnian, Homo Magi, or Hatorei?

Yes, that is correct.

 

[Slapstick]

I'd dye it back to its normal, purple color.

That is what I would do too. The thought of being a goblin or wicked witch frightens me.

 

[dantech]

Did you ever eat an Ostrich burger?