Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Kilgore Trout but Were Afraid to Ask

[Titanic]

I've not only drank it, I once poured it on a coffee table at a frat party and lit it on fire.

That would be a sight to of seen.

 

[Titanic]

What are your thoughts on Buffalo Bill? from Silence Of The Lambs?

 

[Sha'irullah]

Do you sell your flatulence to Satan so it can be used as fuel for the hell-fire?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

What are your thoughts on Buffalo Bill? from Silence Of The Lambs?

Not much, other than every time my wife asks me to pass her lotion, or mentions lotion, I say (in the creepy Buffalo Bill voice), "it puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again." I can segue this into mentioning that I have a tendency to do voices and impressions all the time - whether I'm good at them or not.

 

[Falvlun]

If you had a cook dinner for a person you were trying to impress, what is your masterpiece?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Do you sell your flatulence to Satan so it can be used as fuel for the hell-fire?

I donate it freely.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

If you had a cook dinner for a person you were trying to impress, what is your masterpiece?

It depends. What's your favorite dish?

 

[Titanic]

Not much, other than every time my wife asks me to pass her lotion, or mentions lotion, I say (in the creepy Buffalo Bill voice), "it puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again." I can segue this into mentioning that I have a tendency to do voices and impressions all the time - whether I'm good at them or not.

That sounds pretty cool, my final question is what do you think of Mestemia? I know this question is way out in left field...

 

[Kilgore Trout]

That sounds pretty cool, my final question is what do you think of Mestemia? I know this question is way out in left field...

I think he's a fine person. I haven't picked up much about him personally over the years, but it seems that we have a substantial cross-over in many of our views and opinions, as well as a shared propensity for sarcasm, albeit with a somewhat different tone.

 

[Titanic]

I think he's a fine person. I haven't picked up much about him personally over the years, but it seems that we have a substantial cross-over in many of our views and opinions, as well as a shared propensity for sarcasm, albeit with a somewhat different tone.

I appreciate the answer.

 

[BSM1]

Because the long, dark trials of this horrific and soul-destroying nightmare we call life have tempered me over time, and have opened my eyes to the constant terror, pain, and misery of reality. Because the only things that are more deep and consistent than the bone-aching depression and sadness of existence, are the nameless fears and horrors awaiting us around every corner. Because, after all the pointless, empty, and painful experiences we suffer through, we are met with nothing but an infinite expanse of nothingness.

This is why I'm so funny.

Soo..you don't have a puppy then?

 

[Sunstone]

Soo..you don't have a puppy then?

I strongly believe that, after fifty or so posts, we've finally as a group arrived at the crux of Kilgore's soul. Well done, sir!

 

[chinu]

It's probably because of my large fangs and empty, cold-eyed stare of death.

But that sounds funny

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I strongly believe that, after fifty or so posts, we've finally as a group arrived at the crux of Kilgore's soul. Well done, sir!

Hang on...I'm confused. KT has a SOUL?

 

[Falvlun]

It depends. What's your favorite dish?

Whatever you're cooking. :flirt:

 

[gzusfrk]

He's funny?

Almost as funny as revoltingest.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Almost as funny as revoltingest.

I can only assume that by "almost" you mean "twice."

 

[Wherenextcolumbus]

How old are you?

 

[DallasApple]

have you ever drank everclear?

put down the alcohol!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

How old are you?

I'm in my late 30's, but I have the wisdom and knowledge of someone in their 50's, I look like I'm in my early 30's, I act like I'm in my late 20's, and I have the libido of someone in their late teens.