EVILUTION is a LIE- Canadians Did NOT Evolve from Apes

[xkatz]

But rather evolved from heavy inbreeding within the A. Alces population beginning at the last ice age. Want proof?

Here's a picture of a mountie I took while I was in the OCCUPIED territory of Quebec! (May Frenchie throw off the yoke of the big bad hosers)

And here's a picture I took of PM Harper while I was peeping at him taking a bath in maple syrup (don't ask...).

And I think it's safe to assume that Burger King was able to buy out Tim Horton's b/c moose don't give a **** about donuts and coffee. They just have it to placate the 'Murican tourists while they browse for maple syrup, shoots, and tree bark.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I think you've convinced me.

I always wondered why Canadian women weren't attracted to me. I've always been more horse-like than moose-like.

 

[LegionOnomaMoi]

I think you've convinced me.

I'm sold.

 

[Wirey]

Shhhh!

 

[xkatz]

Shhhh!

Don't worry- moose don't have very good hearing or vision AFAIK. As long as we don't post in all caps or move suddenly we will be fine.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

:hapbirth:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL.
I'm wondering if we can ALL sing happy birthday to my youngest, who turns 4...

Err...

Why is that Moose looking at me?
And why has he put Barry White on the stereo??

 

[Wirey]

:hapbirth:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL.
I'm wondering if we can ALL sing happy birthday to my youngest, who turns 4...

Err...

Why is that Moose looking at me?
And why has he put Barry White on the stereo??

Birthday songs excite meese.

Happy B-Day to your little one! 4 is a magic age!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Birthday songs excite meese.

Happy B-Day to your little one! 4 is a magic age!

Happy B-Day to you
Happy B-Day to you
Happy B-day Ms. Notmiller
Happy B-day to you

How old does dad look?
Like a dusty book?
Ignore him eat cake.
Lets hope he can bake!

Just one thing to say
give your heart away
every tear is precious
so love every day

 

[Wirey]

Happy B-Day to you
Happy B-Day to you
Happy B-day Ms. Notmiller
Happy B-day to you

How old does dad look?
Like a dusty book?
Ignore him eat cake.
Lets hope he can bake!

Just one thing to say
give your heart away
every tear is precious
so love every day

Show off!

 

[Willamena]

:hapbirth:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL.
I'm wondering if we can ALL sing happy birthday to my youngest, who turns 4...

Err...

Why is that Moose looking at me?
And why has he put Barry White on the stereo??

Happy Birthday!

 

[Buttercup]

:hapbirth:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL.
I'm wondering if we can ALL sing happy birthday to my youngest, who turns 4...

Err...

Why is that Moose looking at me?
And why has he put Barry White on the stereo??

Awww. Happy Birthday, Lil Sweetie!!: hamster ::unicorn::badger::badger:olarbaby:

 

[Wirey]

Awww. Happy Birthday, Lil Sweetie!!: hamster ::unicorn::badger::badger:olarbaby:

That is a whole crapload of cute! I think I just puked a rainbow!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

That is a whole crapload of cute! I think I just puked a rainbow!

Happens to me if I mix my drinks too much.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I always thought Canadians evolved from Sasquatches, or perhaps, the other way around.

 

[xkatz]

I always thought Canadians evolved from Sasquatches, or perhaps, the other way around.

No that's only true for Robert Ford aka the greatest Canadian who ever existed and future emperor of all Canadas.

 

[dantech]

But rather evolved from heavy inbreeding within the A. Alces population beginning at the last ice age. Want proof?

Here's a picture of a mountie I took while I was in the OCCUPIED territory of Quebec! (May Frenchie throw off the yoke of the big bad hosers)

And here's a picture I took of PM Harper while I was peeping at him taking a bath in maple syrup (don't ask...).

And I think it's safe to assume that Burger King was able to buy out Tim Horton's b/c moose don't give a **** about donuts and coffee. They just have it to placate the 'Murican tourists while they browse for maple syrup, shoots, and tree bark.

crazily enough, this is one of the more logical posts i've read this month.