Evolution Disproved!

[Kilgore Trout]

Okay, this is the definitive proof that the theory of evolution is wrong.

Evolutionists say that giraffes have evolved long necks so they can reach coconuts from the tops of the tallest trees in the jungle, right? Well, then why aren't there really tall giraffes in the redwood forest then??? As far as I know, no giraffes live within 100 miles of California - so your whole theory is disproven.

 

[nonbeliever_92]

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Very good! Wait, this is a joke right? I honestly can't tell.

 

[Ringer]

Giraffes eat coconuts?

 

[Valjean]

But there are no coconuts in the redwood canopy -- QED!

 

[tumbleweed41]

:giraffe: --"Cause redwoods taste nasty!!"

 

[OmarKhayyam]

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Very good! Wait, this is a joke right? I honestly can't tell.

Poe's Law at work.

 

[Nepenthe]

I know evolution is false because if it were true you would see rocks making love and they would make baby rocks and they would have a family of rocks that would be walking around.

 

[Fortunato]

Okay, this is the definitive proof that the theory of evolution is wrong.

Evolutionists say that giraffes have evolved long necks so they can reach coconuts from the tops of the tallest trees in the jungle, right? Well, then why aren't there really tall giraffes in the redwood forest then??? As far as I know, no giraffes live within 100 miles of California - so your whole theory is disproven.

Pfffff! Shows what you know. All the native californian giraffes have been captured and put in zoos, where they're not allowed to eat red woods, that's why they don't have long necks. Here's the proof:

 

[ThisisZAK]

I know evolution is false because if it were true you would see rocks making love and they would make baby rocks and they would have a family of rocks that would be walking around.

ha! :clap

 

[Valjean]

We already have rocks walking around, but they're very sneaky about it and don't want to be seen:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_rocks

 

[Danarch]

I wonder if a giraffe could really eat a coconut.

 

[monta]

I know evolution is false because if it were true you would see rocks making love and they would make baby rocks and they would have a family of rocks that would be walking around.

How do you explain fish stone offspring such as this stone fish

or this fish stone :sarcastic

 

[Phasmid]

We already have rocks walking around, but they're very sneaky about it and don't want to be seen:
Sailing stones - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

That's epic.

 

[England my lionheart]

Okay, this is the definitive proof that the theory of evolution is wrong.

Evolutionists say that giraffes have evolved long necks so they can reach coconuts from the tops of the tallest trees in the jungle, right? Well, then why aren't there really tall giraffes in the redwood forest then??? As far as I know, no giraffes live within 100 miles of California - so your whole theory is disproven.

Giraffes eating Coconuts proves evolution as they need to use a knitting needle to get the Milk out before using a Hammer to break the Coconut open:areyoucra

 

[Sunstone]

I know evolution is false because if it were true you would see rocks making love and they would make baby rocks and they would have a family of rocks that would be walking around.

Are you saying rocks don't make love?

 

[Valjean]

What do you think the term "rock and roll" originally referred to?

 

[Nepenthe]

How do you explain fish stone offspring such as this stone fish

or this fish stone :sarcastic

Faked. A secular humanist atheist socialist conspiracy.

Are you saying rocks don't make love?

Name one Biblical passage that says fish do. One!

 

[shortfade2]

How do you explain fish stone offspring such as this stone fish

or this fish stone :sarcastic

Thats a fossil. It probably came from the flood, it washed mud, and crap over a dead fish, the mud hardened into a rock, with the fish stil inside. Good point though, rocks do walk around and have sex. Why do you think we have rock piles in my neighborhood?

 

[Nepenthe]

It probably came from the flood, it washed mud, and crap over a dead fish, the mud hardened into a rock, with the fish stil inside.

This response is funnier than mine. I mean a worldwide flood washing mud over underwater animals like fish and then the waters-

Oh wait...

 

[England my lionheart]

That enough proof for ya