Fact or Fiction on the Religious Forum

[Hawkeye112200]

So, I see this is the joke section. I thought this might be a good place to share some of the many hard hitting would be facts that are fiction circulating on the forum.

Do you have any favorites?

 

[4consideration]

OK, now that you mention it...

Revoltingest is not the witty, bacon-loving Scottish landscaping atheist Libertarian that he would have you believe. No. He doesn't even eat bacon or speak the English language. He runs his replies through language translation software.

He is, in fact (well, I'm pretty sure it's fact since I heard it on Facebook)...anyway...

Revoltingest is actually a vegan, evangelical, Anarchist Librarian.

Thanks for the opportunity to clear that up!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Songbird is actually an armadillo who doesn't want the world to know he can talk and type on a keyboard.

Angellous_Evangellous likes the Dixie Chicks.

Quagmire's nayked ape is really a figment of Panda's imagination.

I'm a virgin.

And Sunstone hasn't paid me yet for the lap dances that I gave him where he promised me a Supermod position on RF staff and it's been years and years and he's a big mean rotten meanie head for not paying me the money he owes me.

 

[4consideration]

Yeah...and...Trey of Diamonds... He doesn't even WEAR jewelry!

 

[Sunstone]

I'm a virgin.

At what? Celibacy?

And Sunstone hasn't paid me yet for the lap dances that I gave him where he promised me a Supermod position on RF staff and it's been years and years and he's a big mean rotten meanie head for not paying me the money he owes me.

What's $800 between friends?