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Famous bad predictions

bobhikes

bobhikes

Nondetermined
Premium Member
Stevicus

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Geoff-Allen said:
Hoe you are all well!

Here's a bunch of predictions that were just a tad off-the-mark ...

23 Predictions That Were Spectacularly Incorrect… #10 Is So Wrong It’s Funny.

Enjoy your day!

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Regarding #10:

#10. "A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make." -- The official response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.
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The prediction may be wrong, and maybe slightly amusing, but I didn't think it was that funny. Some of the others were funnier.
 
sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Sadly this attitude is still around:
#22. "I am tired of all this sort of thing called science here... We have spent millions in that sort of thing for the last few years, and it is time it should be stopped."
 
Rival

Rival

Diex Aie
Staff member
Premium Member
@PopeADope thinks I'm going to give birth to the messiah. That's a hell of a prediction for someone who's not even Jewish nor all that interested in blokes except in exceptional cases.

But weirder things have happened I guess.

PopeADope said:
I think you will give birth to the Messiah. :) . I've had a growing suspicion!
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Darkforbid

Darkforbid

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I predict it'll continue raining here till at least 11am
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Spiderman

Spiderman

Veteran Member
Rival said:
@PopeADope thinks I'm going to give birth to the messiah. That's a hell of a prediction for someone who's not even Jewish nor all that interested in blokes except in exceptional cases.

But weirder things have happened I guess.
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G-d is fond of choosing the most unlikely instruments for his most glorious vessels of grace.

Besides, with G-d creating humans out of mud and bone, no need for a bloke to produce a Messiah. ;)

Okay, perhaps he's not destined to be the Messiah, but maybe he will still be instrumental in doing what the Messiah would want. That would be my vision for the son of so religious a mother.

Oh and, I think every genius has a bit of Abraham's blood in their veins. :wink:

Keep being your own person. G-d will satisfy eventually, even if he doesn't have my plans in mind. :pensive:

He's the inventor of blokes, uproots entire nations for chosen blokes, creates light, planets, and stars by his words, and all galaxies are his to do with as he pleases. He was never born and will never die, and knows everything. He sounds a heckuva lot better than all blokes combined.:wink:

He might be keeping them away so that they don't distract you from him.:shrug:
 
Rival

Rival

Diex Aie
Staff member
Premium Member
PopeADope said:
G-d is fond of choosing the most unlikely instruments for his most glorious vessels of grace.

Besides, with G-d creating humans out of mud and bone, no need for a bloke to produce a Messiah. ;)

Okay, perhaps he's not destined to be the Messiah, but maybe he will still be instrumental in doing what the Messiah would want. That would be my vision for the son of so religious a mother.

Oh and, I think every genius has a bit of Abraham's blood in their veins. :wink:

Keep being your own person. G-d will satisfy eventually, even if he doesn't have my plans in mind. :pensive:

He's the inventor of blokes, uproots entire nations for chosen blokes, creates light, planets, and stars by his words, and all galaxies are his to do with as he pleases. He was never born and will never die, and knows everything. He sounds a heckuva lot better than all blokes combined.:wink:

He might be keeping them away so that they don't distract you from him.:shrug:
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But I think I might like the procreation bit :( Especially with some handcuffs and a spanking.
 
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