Favorite Fortune Cookie Fortune!

[Guitar's Cry]

Great wisdom is to be found on those little slips of paper wrapped in golden deliciousness!

What's your favorite?

Mine is: "Joys are often the shadows cast by sorrows."

 

[MaddLlama]

"Disregard last fortune"

(yes, I really did get that one in a cookie)

 

[Quagmire]

"Help! I'm being held captive in a fortune cookie factory"

 

[Lindsey-Loo]

A tie-up between:

"Your grandmother will see you on Cops."
"Fortune Cookies lie."

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Another favorite of mine is (yes, I save all the fortune cookie fortunes that I enjoy! ): "It's not a form of regression to go back to what you love."

A more humorous example: "Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you."

 

[Caina]

Good luck is the result of good planning

 

[Gentoo]

"This is the night for love and affection"

 

[Crystallas]

"The bathroom is down the hallway"

 

[Guitar's Cry]

"This is the night for love and affection"

I remember that one well!

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Recently, I got one that said:

"Everything you add to the truth subtracts from the truth."

How awesome is that!

 

[Alceste]

I got "life will shower happiness upon you".

 

[cardero]

"You will be hungry in an hour."

It always comes true.

 

[dawny0826]

I had one once that was blank on both sides. I was rather saddened by that.

Then I had one that said "Wherever you are now is where you are."