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favorite sayings?
- Thread starter jewscout
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I use a lot of lines from Enemy of the State (one of my all-time favorite movies)
When I want to know if something is okay:
"That's still legal, right?"
When someone asks me a question I don't know the answer to:
"Good question."
When Leah asks me if I'm worried aout something:
"I think you're taking it seriously enough for the both of us, and half the neighborhood."
When someone asks me an uncomfortable, slightly mean question:
"Do you beat off in the shower?"
When I want to know if something is okay:
"That's still legal, right?"
When someone asks me a question I don't know the answer to:
"Good question."
When Leah asks me if I'm worried aout something:
"I think you're taking it seriously enough for the both of us, and half the neighborhood."
When someone asks me an uncomfortable, slightly mean question:
"Do you beat off in the shower?"
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Harvey Wallbanger
"and how does that make you feel?" - in a Dr Phil voice.....
If it walks like a monkey, talks like a monkey, and acts like a monkey, it is probably (insert term here)- It usually ends up being an ex joke
"and this one time at band camp" - American Pie, great for when somebody is telling a boring story
Just nod your head and smile - I tell that to people a lot when somebody else is talking about something off subject, something nobody cares about, or when they are just..... stupid.
If it walks like a monkey, talks like a monkey, and acts like a monkey, it is probably (insert term here)- It usually ends up being an ex joke
"and this one time at band camp" - American Pie, great for when somebody is telling a boring story
Just nod your head and smile - I tell that to people a lot when somebody else is talking about something off subject, something nobody cares about, or when they are just..... stupid.
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Harvey Wallbanger
When somebody askes me what I can say (or something to the effect):
I can say lots of things (then just start saying random words for a long period of time)
Beans, Oscar, potatoe, telephone, caterpillar,.............
When somebody says "well what can I say"- I reply "that your a moose" That is from Morris and Borris childrens books.... about a moose and a bear. Morris the moose is always trying to convince Borris that he is a moose and not a bear!
I can say lots of things (then just start saying random words for a long period of time)
Beans, Oscar, potatoe, telephone, caterpillar,.............
When somebody says "well what can I say"- I reply "that your a moose" That is from Morris and Borris childrens books.... about a moose and a bear. Morris the moose is always trying to convince Borris that he is a moose and not a bear!
Matt88
Member
i use a lot of lines from FMJ (full metal jacket). When someone is being stupid, i might say
You had best unf*ck yourself or i will unscrew your head and sh*t down your neck!
or "You better (do something, or stop doing something) or i will gouge out your eyeballs and skullf*ck you!"
When i get the inspiration, i might say, "You are nothing but grabbasstic pieces of amphibian sh*t! You are not even human f*cking beings! Because I am hard, you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn!" on and on.
enough gratuitous swearing for me today.
You had best unf*ck yourself or i will unscrew your head and sh*t down your neck!
or "You better (do something, or stop doing something) or i will gouge out your eyeballs and skullf*ck you!"
When i get the inspiration, i might say, "You are nothing but grabbasstic pieces of amphibian sh*t! You are not even human f*cking beings! Because I am hard, you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn!" on and on.
enough gratuitous swearing for me today.
zombieharlot
Some Kind of Strange
Sometimes, when I'm talking about myself as a child, I refer to myself as "a human worm baby." I got that from Invader Zim.
Feathers in Hair
World's Tallest Hobbit
Mine are sometimes so obscure that I have trouble remembering where they're from. The ones I could think of immeadiately all come from the cast and crew of the LOTR movies.
"Done and done!" (This is usually accompanied by a gesture of sliding your hands against one another, as if you're shaking off dirt or finished with a chore.
"Talk to me or I'm cancelling the internet!" (This was from an online interview that Billy Boyd gave that several of the other 'Hobbits' crashed. Billy apparently had not entered any text for a while, and Dominic Monaghan typed out "Talk to me, Billy, or I'm cancelling the internet!")
And of course, the line that is also my avatar on livejournal, from where the aforementioned Dom was posing as a German reporter, interviewing Elijah Wood over the phone and discussing the fate of Elijah's co-worker in the movie "Flipper"...
"Ze dolphin is dead. It died in a car crash."
"Done and done!" (This is usually accompanied by a gesture of sliding your hands against one another, as if you're shaking off dirt or finished with a chore.
"Talk to me or I'm cancelling the internet!" (This was from an online interview that Billy Boyd gave that several of the other 'Hobbits' crashed. Billy apparently had not entered any text for a while, and Dominic Monaghan typed out "Talk to me, Billy, or I'm cancelling the internet!")
And of course, the line that is also my avatar on livejournal, from where the aforementioned Dom was posing as a German reporter, interviewing Elijah Wood over the phone and discussing the fate of Elijah's co-worker in the movie "Flipper"...
"Ze dolphin is dead. It died in a car crash."