Favourite movie quotes concerning religion

[Ori]

" It doesn't matter what you believe, as long as you have faith" - Dogma

" I kick *** for the lord" - Braindead

 

[Fluffy]

"Anger is the path to the dark side"

 

[jewscout]

"You guys take shekels? I just got back from a trip to Israel" - Hebrew Hammer at a Nazi bar

 

[Malus 12:9]

"The greatest macca of them all - God" - Snoop Dog.

 

[jimbob]

But he is the messiah, and we have come to give him homage, we brought gold, myrh and francencise. "aaaa why didn't you say so?"

- the life of brian

 

[Green Gaia]

Not from a movie, but the TV show, "CSI":

Father Powell: You don't believe?
Gil Grissom: In religion. I believe in God, in science, in Sunday supper. I don't believe in rules that tell me how I should live.
Father Powell: Even if they're handed down by God?
Gil Grissom: How many crusades were fought in the name of God? How many people died because of someone's religion?
Father Powell: Fanaticism, not religion.
Gil Grissom: Semantics. They're still dead.

 

[cardero]

Senior Ed Bloom: It's rude to talk about religion, you never know who you're gonna offend. -Tim Burton's Big Fish

 

[The Black Whirlwind]

Hate, fear, anger, of the dark side, are they.

 

[BUDDY]

[a line of prisoners files past a jailer]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Stan: Yes.
Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Stan: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Stan: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Stan: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Stan: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.

For more great quotes from Life of Brian: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079470/quotes

 

[Yerda]

Brian's Mother: He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!

 

[Quoth The Raven]

Brian's Mother: He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!

Bugger...you took mine!

 

[Willamena]

"What does God need with a starship?" ~Captain James Tiberius Kirk

 

[monta]

" It doesn't matter what you believe, as long as you have faith" - Dogma

Are you sure you didn't mean this:

It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up.

 

[Nepenthe]

Bad Lieutenant- Keitel talking to Jesus: "Mutt! You got something that you want to say to me? You ****! You rat****, you rat****! Here's your... What? Say something, I know you're just standing there..."

 

[The Voice of Reason]

From the movie Inherit the Wind (which is about the Scopes Monkey Trial):

Henry Drummond was the character filling the real life role of Clarence Darrow, and Matthew Brady was the real life character of William Jennings Bryant.

Bryant was taking the position that the Bible should be the backbone of the law, regarding how American society conducted itself. He was putting himself in the position of effectively speaking for God.

The quote, wherein Drummond points out the sheer nerve of Brady's position:
"Is that the way of things?
God tells Brady what is good; to be against Brady is to be against God!"

 

[no-body]

The "gonzo prayer" from fear and loathing in las vegas:

"You better take care of me Lord, because If you don't you're gonna have me on your hands"

From Withnail and I:

"St. Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that"

 

[Riverwolf]

"Though you'll never learn all the steps, you must learn to join the dance."
-Prince of Egypt

 

[enchanted_one1975]

"I'm your huckleberry." Val Kilmer as John Henry "Doc" Holliday in Tombstone

EDIT: Oops...I missed the part about it concerning religion. Sorry!

 

[dust1n]

I Heart Huckabee's

Mr. Hooten: God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad?
Tommy Corn: I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good.
Mr. Hooten: I want you sons of ******* out of my house now!
Tommy Corn: If Hitler were alive, he'd tell you not to think about oil.
Mrs. Hooten: *You're* the Hitler! We took a Sudanese refugee into our home!
Tommy Corn: You did. But how did Sudan happen, ma'am? Could it possibly be related to dictatorships that we support for some stupid reason?
Mr. Hooten: You shut up! You get out!
Tommy Corn: You shut up.
Tommy Corn:[to Albert] Come on. Let's get out of here.