Find That Poop!

[JustGeorge]

The puppy pooped in here somewhere(here being Ares's room). I can smell it. I can't, however, see it.

Where is it?

 

[Meow Mix]

I had misgivings about what I was clicking on, this isn't so bad.

Hmmmm. Take a book or something and disturb the air in particular quadrants of the room and see which quadrant smells the worst? Watch where you step.

 

[JustGeorge]

I had misgivings about what I was clicking on, this isn't so bad.

Hmmmm. Take a book or something and disturb the air in particular quadrants of the room and see which quadrant smells the worst? Watch where you step.

Good idea... I'll try that.

It doesn't help that this floor is dark brown... and I'm half blind...

I guess I'll put on some shoes.

 

[sun rise]

I guess I'll put on some shoes.

Hopefully ones easy to clean when you step in it.

 

[JustGeorge]

Hopefully ones easy to clean when you step in it.

Anything's better than in between toes...

And now a song for the occasion...

Spoiler: Potty Lyrics

 

[Meow Mix]

I must know, was the poop found?

 

[JustGeorge]

I must know, was the poop found?

No. I even moved furniture...

 

[Spiderman]

I had that same problem when I let my neighbor's cat stay. I had litter and everything. I found the poop folded up in a shirt three months later.

I hope you find the poop!

 

[Meow Mix]

It’s a supernatural poop. A ghost poop

 

[Spiderman]

It’s a supernatural poop. A ghost poop

I actually told a lady one of the reasons I jumped off the building was because I wanted to be a ghost because ghosts don't have bowel movements.

I don't think women do either. Tell me it isn't true!

 

[JustGeorge]

I had that same problem when I let my neighbor's car stay. I had litter and everything. I found the poop folded up in a shirt three months later.

I hope you find the poop!

That's the things with cats... they think they're being tidy by covering it, but really, they're just prolonging it being properly attended to.

Though I do think its cute when one of them barfs and another cat will cover it with a newspaper. Its nice when your friends help out...

 

[ChristineM]

No. I even moved furniture...

Maybe it just farted, but shoes are a must. And a torch. Shine it everywhere, even places you dont think the puppy can get, also check clothing and bed covers

And good luck in your search


Edit. I don't usually wear shoes or slippers in the house, its a great way of finding cat poo/vomit.

 

[JustGeorge]

Maybe it just farted, but shoes are a must. And a torch. Shine it everywhere, even places you dont think the puppy can get, also check clothing and bed covers

And good luck in your search


Edit. I don't usually wear shoes or slippers in the house, its a great way of finding cat poo/vomit.

I'm hoping it was a lingering fart.

I don't usually wear shoes at all, other than when the law requires I do so. Though sometimes, one of my heels hurts so bad in the morning I can hardly get down the stairs without a shoe... but I'm seeing the doctor about that Tuesday.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

The puppy pooped in here somewhere(here being Ares's room). I can smell it. I can't, however, see it.

Where is it?

When I was younger and less experienced with life, there were many phrases and jobs that I never envisioned I would utter or do. Your problem fits right into that as an example. I have been on the poop safari. It wasn't always a pet.

 

[JustGeorge]

When I was younger and less experienced with life, there were many phrases and jobs that I never envisioned I would utter or do. Your problem fits right into that as an example. I have been on the poop safari. It wasn't always a pet.

That sounds like a real adventure. At least when I was cleaning up human poops, I knew where it was; in the pants, or on the furniture underneath.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

The puppy pooped in here somewhere(here being Ares's room). I can smell it. I can't, however, see it.

Where is it?

Pray about it?

 

[JustGeorge]

Pray about it?

Which God/dess do you think would be most concerned with lost turds?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Which God/dess do you think would be most concerned with lost turds?

Blibdoolpoolp might be.

Edit: You can Google it if you want.

 

[VoidCat]

Which God/dess do you think would be most concerned with lost turds?

I heard a person on tiktok say they once gave feces to Beelzebub. Either that or it was Baphomet. I'm not sure. Maybe one of them could help.

 

[JustGeorge]

I heard a person on tiktok say they once gave feces to Beelzebub. Either that or it was Baphomet. I'm not sure. Maybe one of them could help.

I assume at this point, I'll find the poop when we're moving out of this house, hard as a rock,

And then I can market it as dinosaur poop and make a few bucks off of it.