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First Thing You’ll Ask God

mangalavara

नमस्कार
Premium Member
Where the white women at?

If by 'white' you mean of Western/Northern European descent, they are probably in Protestant Heaven. All other white women are in the Orthodox, Catholic, Jewish, and Islamic Heavens. Interestingly, some of the white women are in Goloka Vṛndāvana, which is higher than any Heaven. Moreover, others are in abodes such as The Summerland. I hope this is helpful.
 

Viker

Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
If by 'white' you mean of Western/Northern European descent, they are probably in Protestant Heaven. All other white women are in the Orthodox, Catholic, Jewish, and Islamic Heavens. Interestingly, some of the white women are in Goloka Vṛndāvana, which is higher than any Heaven. Moreover, others are in abodes such as The Summerland. I hope this is helpful.
Well crap. Doesn't matter unless there's women in it. There'll be plenty of women in all the hells, too. This afterlife stuff might not be so bad after all.
 

mangalavara

नमस्कार
Premium Member
Well crap. Doesn't matter unless there's women in it. There'll be plenty of women in all the hells, too. This afterlife stuff might not be so bad after all.

In my tradition, there are the Saptapātāla or Seven Hells. They are described as being more beautiful than the Seven Heavens.
 

Jedster

Flying through space
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Alien826

No religious beliefs
God's answer: 'I just wanted to write a novel about a boy who sees modern dinosaur clones.'

Or,

"It all started with a big bunch of energy that I created on a boring Sunday afternoon. Not much to do when you are the only thing that exists, y'know? Then all kinds of stuff started happening with quantum this and quantum that and then atoms popped up and it wasn't long before I lost track of it. For a while I thought I might be able to handle one tribe on one planet, then that got out of control, and then ... basically I gave up. I do sometimes follow what people are saying about me, kinda funny mostly, as they don't have a clue yet they take themselves soooo seriously, but that's about all."
 
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