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Where’s Waldo?
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop?
Where’s the nearest penny candy store?
Where the white women at?
God almighty what were you thinking!? !?
Well crap. Doesn't matter unless there's women in it. There'll be plenty of women in all the hells, too. This afterlife stuff might not be so bad after all.If by 'white' you mean of Western/Northern European descent, they are probably in Protestant Heaven. All other white women are in the Orthodox, Catholic, Jewish, and Islamic Heavens. Interestingly, some of the white women are in Goloka Vṛndāvana, which is higher than any Heaven. Moreover, others are in abodes such as The Summerland. I hope this is helpful.
Well crap. Doesn't matter unless there's women in it. There'll be plenty of women in all the hells, too. This afterlife stuff might not be so bad after all.
I'm there! Packing my bag right now!In my tradition, there are the Saptapātāla or Seven Hells. They are described as being more beautiful than the Seven Heavens.
God's answer: 'I just wanted to write a novel about a boy who sees modern dinosaur clones.'