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Fortune-Teller DS

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
Tell me one thing that happened to you today or yesterday and I will tell you one thing that will happen to you later today or tomorrow—completely free of charge.

Go! Test my fortune-telling skills!
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
A little warning light came on my dash which told me my type pressure was flat, so I pumped my tires up.
They weren't down much, but I guess that little light has been itching for a chance to show it's worth.
 

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
A little warning light came on my dash which told me my type pressure was flat, so I pumped my tires up.
They weren't down much, but I guess that little light has been itching for a chance to show it's worth.

You will need to get a less pompous warning light.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I did a lot of landscaping in the hot sun today.
But then I showered & had dinner.....BLT sammich & corn on the cob?
What does it all mean?
 

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
I did a lot of landscaping in the hot sun today.
But then I showered & had dinner.....BLT sammich & corn on the cob?
What does it all mean?

It means you have good food when you work in the hot sun. My advice is to work in hot weather more often, preferably wearing winter clothes.
 
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