Fossils of Creation Man Found!!

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New New York Times/Post
August 12, 3011
Scott Ross, Science Editor


Fossils of Creation Man Found!!

Anthropologists in Greater Britain have unearthed fossils of yet another infamous Creation Man (homo ignoramus).
Creation Man, as many readers may know, was a phenomenon of the late Twentieth and early Twenty-First Centuries. Known primarily for their lack on reasoning, and religious adherence to pseudoscientific 'magic', Creation Man became extinct during the New Age of Scientific Enlightenment of the mid Twenty-First Century.
"We can see here," notes anthropologist Greggory Nighthawk, "the sloping shoulders and thick skull indicative of Creation Man."
Many fringe-groups disagree as to whether Modern Man is actually descended from Creation Man, some claiming that homo ignoramus is a failed offshoot from homo sapiens sapiens that died out due to extreme irrationality and intentional ignorance.
"To claim we descended from the ignoramus is an insult to modern man", replied Dave Stohles of the British Society for Humanity, a splinter group that interestingly was formed after the failure of the white racial movement popular in the same era as Creation Man.

 

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Update: Further digging has uncovered additonal remains made up of small fragments of homo sapien bones scattered in an outward circlular pattern from where the homo ignoramus remains were first unearthed. Also uncovered were small fragments of what appear to be clothing, which when re-assembled appear to be a vest, as well as evidence of nytroglycerine particles. Scientists are examining the new items, but an early theory suggests the scattering of the homo sapien bone fragments resemble what appears to be a blast pattern, and that the strange layout of the remains is somehow related to the typical homo ignoramus respond when threatened by the concept of free, rational thought (or when promised 72 homo erectus virgins in the afterlife).