One does not have to be a goblin in order to define "goblin".
I rely on people whose job it is and has been to define words. I just look up definitions in the dictionary. I also keep in mind that some words have two entirely different meanings. Words like "belief" and "faith".
Rationally speaking there is nothing sensical about omniscience. That doesn't mean we can't have fun with and make fun of the concept.
Gods are the creations of man's imaginings. What more do you need to know?
That's an interesting analogy.
That would be correct if I intentionally made the bike defective, blindfolded my son, made him ride barefoot and put spikes on the pedals. I would then blame my son for falling off the bike. Then I would take his bike away and never allow him to have another. I would tell his younger sister that she also is not allowed to have a bike because of what her brother did. When they are a little older I would take all their toys away and make them sit in a bathtub of cold water for a day.
As bad as that sounds, it doesn't begin to compare to what God did with A&E.
About omniscience:
You are talking about "just the definition". I was thinking about "how to achieve this omniscience" when I was replying. Of course "just a definition" is easy. But really understanding, knowing, being omniscient is something else. Even in math (at school) I wanted to know everything about the basics, and when I got it, I could solve most difficult things much easier. Same with this omniscience. Once you really know the definition, how it works, the basics then you can tap into it. A bit more sophisticated than my math problems of course, so it takes many more years to get really good in it, but I have experienced (already a little bit) that it is possible to tap into this vast source called "omniscience". That is the interesting part of spirituality, there are so many more dimensions to explore than the average human ever gets to.
Of course you can make fun of the concept, nothing wrong with that, but I prefer to unravel the concept. That intrigues me.
About "Gods are the creations of man's imaginings. What more do you need to know?":
Again, there is plenty that intrigues me here. Why people create "God". When you create, does it work. Just sitting on your chair debating about it, won't give you experience. Debating can be fun as an exersize, but again, to experience and dive deep into it gives you "real experience", so you get "real knowledge", at least about that "imagination". Of course I know the whole world is just an illusion, but within this illusion I also know that there is a lot of mystery possible.
Atheist dismiss this "God" creation as imagination. But I know from personal experience that, although it is an illusion, just as the whole world is an illusion, that within that illusion this "God" creation can really do some magic. For example a friend of mine was really advanced spiritually. He got a car accident and broke 13 bones in his body. When in the ambulance His Master came in a vision and told him "No operation, you know yoga, you can cure all by yoga". I have seen that he managed. I am not that advanced, but I have my own, smaller experiences.
So yes, there is much more I like to know.
About my analogy:
You were talking about God, being omniscient "He planned the fall of man"
My analogy was as simple as that. Whenever you teach a 4 year old riding the bike, you know he will fall down once at least. It's not that you are planning him to fall. It's just all part of the learning process.
That was all my analogy was about. No need to add blindfolds, spikes. Those are your extra creations. I kept it very simple in my analogy. Just showing you that there is no need to interpret omniscient with "He planned the fall of man". Of course you are free to fantasize about that, but for me it is much more simple. I do not take the Bible literally, I try to find the basics, to filter out the things human added, so that I get a picture that works for me, that makes sense.
I don't buy the story many Christians try to sell about A&E and that we are all doomed because of their mistakes. I don't even believe in their interpretation of this Genesis story. Their interpretation makes no sense to me.
To me spirituality is simple. Not easy, but it is simple. This I know. Much simpler than math, but math is easier, because our mind is complex.
But I agree with you, that the picture many Christians try to evangelize is "BAD", that's why I use my common sense to interpret.