French Pole Vaulter DQ'd

[The Hammer]

By huge D.

French pole vaulter video: Anthony Ammirati dislodges bar with penis, costing him medal opportunity at 2024 Olympics | Sporting News

Anthony Ammirati failed to reach the finals of the pole vault in unorthodox fashion.

www.sportingnews.com

"Anthony Ammirati dislodges bar with penis, costing him medal opportunity at 2024 Olympics"

Whoops.

 

[Estro Felino]

I have watched the video.
And I am pretty sure that millions of thirsty women are trying to find out whether he is single or not.

 

[The Hammer]

I have watched the video.
And I am pretty sure that millions of thirsty women are trying to find out whether he is single or not.

Probably. Yes. I just found the whole situation amusing. Poor guy. And yet..... Not.

 

[Estro Felino]

Probably. Yes. I just found the whole situation amusing. Poor guy. And yet..... Not.

He's absolute perfection.

 

[Estro Felino]

Back to the topic. I believe this was an unjust decision.
Because that was accidental.

 

[John53]

By huge D.

French pole vaulter video: Anthony Ammirati dislodges bar with penis, costing him medal opportunity at 2024 Olympics | Sporting News

Anthony Ammirati failed to reach the finals of the pole vault in unorthodox fashion.

www.sportingnews.com

"Anthony Ammirati dislodges bar with penis, costing him medal opportunity at 2024 Olympics"

Whoops.

I have half his luck.

 

[Twilight Hue]

By huge D.

French pole vaulter video: Anthony Ammirati dislodges bar with penis, costing him medal opportunity at 2024 Olympics | Sporting News

Anthony Ammirati failed to reach the finals of the pole vault in unorthodox fashion.

www.sportingnews.com

"Anthony Ammirati dislodges bar with penis, costing him medal opportunity at 2024 Olympics"

Whoops.

Only in France can that happen.

 

[The Hammer]

Back to the topic. I believe this was an unjust decision.
Because that was accidental.

That does tend to be how we fail at sports. It's usually not purposeful.

 

[Estro Felino]

That does tend to be how we fail at sports. It's usually not purposeful.

You know...these Olympics have lost their credibility...since the very start.
I have been seeing too many grotesque things.
So...I repeat it: they were unjust with these athlete.

 

[The Hammer]

You know...these Olympics have lost their credibility...since the very start.
I have been seeing too many grotesque things.
So...I repeat it: they were unjust with these athlete.

I don't think so.

But I also don't care whether or not they have "credibility". It's a sports competition. So it's not something that matters to me.

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

I have watched the video.
And I am pretty sure that millions of thirsty women are trying to find out whether he is single or not.

And not a few men!

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

I will never hear the term "pole vault" in quite the same way.

 

[Revoltingest]

Mr Ammirati advances to the next round.
But Mr Johnson cannot.
The team refuses to compete separately.

 

[Twilight Hue]

You know...these Olympics have lost their credibility...since the very start.
I have been seeing too many grotesque things.
So...I repeat it: they were unjust with these athlete.

I kind of wonder if that actually happened in ancient Greece around 776 BC? They all were pretty much in the nip.

 

[The Hammer]

I kind of wonder if that actually happened in ancient Greece around 776 BC? They all were pretty much in the nip.

https://olympics.com/ioc/ancient-olympic-games/the-sports-events

I guess it wasn't an original event? So it wasn't a concern.

 

[David1967]

I have watched the video.
And I am pretty sure that millions of thirsty women are trying to find out whether he is single or not.

Hilarious

 

[David1967]

Back to the topic. I believe this was an unjust decision.
Because that was accidental.

The Olympics are a joke now.

 

[David1967]

You know...these Olympics have lost their credibility...since the very start.
I have been seeing too many grotesque things.
So...I repeat it: they were unjust with these athlete.

I guess he could always go and compete in the women's pole vault competition.

 

[Revoltingest]

The Olympics are a joke now.

Not yet.
But the 2028 Olympics has some dubious new events....
- Rock Paper Scissors
- Hide & Seek
- Guess a number between 1 & 10.
- Planking.

 

[Twilight Hue]

The Olympics are a joke now.

Well the Paris Olympics anyways are.

I'm sure there will be others in the future with less engaging drama, more on engagement focused with the events and the nail biting scores and subsequent medals.