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Funniest/ stupidest comment you heard recently
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fromthe heart
Well-Known Member
My grandson who is 6 years old goes to school in the small town of Rockhill...today he said his one friend Matthew lives on rock hill and everybody else lives on straight ground..Trust me I laughed so hard I was crying....too cute!
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Ok maybe you'd have had to be there:bonk:
.Ok maybe you'd have had to be there:bonk:
Yerda
Veteran Member
I was speaking with an old friend today, she told me some of the things her cousin comes away with.
"Is the Pope a Catholic?" in all seriousness.
"Are 'The Bravery' Elvis' new band?" with a straight face.
"Is it the Pope's funeral? It's just I heard it was Bob Marley's funeral today aswell." As a matter of fact.
"Is the Pope a Catholic?" in all seriousness.
"Are 'The Bravery' Elvis' new band?" with a straight face.
"Is it the Pope's funeral? It's just I heard it was Bob Marley's funeral today aswell." As a matter of fact.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
One of my friends brought one of her friends out to visit one day. The discussion was about how long the line was at the midnight showing of Star Wars. My friends friend asked, "What time did that start?"
I couldn't help myself. I just had to do it. I said "At the hour when the current day ends and a new one begins. Heres your sing."
I couldn't help myself. I just had to do it. I said "At the hour when the current day ends and a new one begins. Heres your sing."
Bastet
Vile Stove-Toucher
Lots of people around the world say it...the difference in this case is that it was said as a serious question, whereas normally it's used rhetorically.SK2005 said:
e.g.
Person 1 (to Star Wars fanatic): "You're not really going to the midnight screening of Episode 3, are you?!"
Star Wars fanatic: "Is the Pope a Catholic?" [i.e. YES]
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An equally acceptable reply would have been "Does a bear sh*t in the woods?".
Bastet
Vile Stove-Toucher
That reminds me of the time my young nephew said something along the lines of if he ever owned a shoe store, he'd call it 'Head for the Heels'.fromthe heart said:My grandson who is 6 years old goes to school in the small town of Rockhill...today he said his one friend Matthew lives on rock hill and everybody else lives on straight ground..Trust me I laughed so hard I was crying....too cute!
Ok maybe you'd have had to be there:bonk:
Quoth The Raven
Half Arsed Muse
Or failing that; "Are the Kennedys gun shy?"Bastet said:Lots of people around the world say it...the difference in this case is that it was said as a serious question, whereas normally it's used rhetorically.
e.g.
Person 1 (to Star Wars fanatic): "You're not really going to the midnight screening of Episode 3, are you?!"
Star Wars fanatic: "Is the Pope a Catholic?" [i.e. YES]
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An equally acceptable reply would have been "Does a bear sh*t in the woods?".
Neo-Logic
Reality Checker
Well, the funniest comment i've heard today, I can't post here. It might be a little bit offensive to the Jewish people and involves the Holocaust, to give you a picture. Although it made me literally fall off the chair laughing my butt off because it came from my Jewish friend and was so darn funny. :biglaugh:
The more approperiate one - from "Meet the Fockers" - the little kid going "asssh hooooo" :biglaugh:
The more approperiate one - from "Meet the Fockers" - the little kid going "asssh hooooo" :biglaugh:
Crystallas
Active Member
Homeless Jeopardy on Stern, they say so many things that make no sence. Including my favorite. How many stripes are on the US Flag? A. "50"
Then its funnier when the other 2 were ready to buzz the answer in, and after he said 50, they didnt know anymore and looked confused.
Then its funnier when the other 2 were ready to buzz the answer in, and after he said 50, they didnt know anymore and looked confused.
EnhancedSpirit
High Priestess
I know this is an old one, but it's the only one that comes to mind.
"I did not have sexual relations with Miss Luwinsky." Clinton
"I did not have sexual relations with Miss Luwinsky." Clinton
This wasn't recent - it must be about 20 years ago - but I guess it beats them all.
I was in the Bank (as an employee) and one day went up to the rest room; there was a bunch of girls and guys eating their lunch, and we would often chat.
One of the guys asked me how long I had been in England (I still had a hint of French/Belgian accent) and during the conversation, I explained that I was born in Africa.
One girl (I should say aboy 18 - 19 years old said "You were born in Africa ??"; I said, "Yes" - she was staring at me oddly; she burst out "Why aren't you black then ???". One of the guys started laughing, and I said "Well, my parents were both white" - to which she came back with "But surely you should still be black..........".
I think some of rounded off the conversation with my having been dipped in a bath of bleach soon after.... But I will Never forget that day!
I was in the Bank (as an employee) and one day went up to the rest room; there was a bunch of girls and guys eating their lunch, and we would often chat.
One of the guys asked me how long I had been in England (I still had a hint of French/Belgian accent) and during the conversation, I explained that I was born in Africa.
One girl (I should say aboy 18 - 19 years old said "You were born in Africa ??"; I said, "Yes" - she was staring at me oddly; she burst out "Why aren't you black then ???". One of the guys started laughing, and I said "Well, my parents were both white" - to which she came back with "But surely you should still be black..........".
I think some of rounded off the conversation with my having been dipped in a bath of bleach soon after.... But I will Never forget that day!
EnhancedSpirit
High Priestess
OK I found some more and again they are not recent, but it is the first time I have ever heard them.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. -- W.C. Fields
I can resist everything except temptation. -- Oscar Wilde
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. -- Dale Carnegie
There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors. -- Jim Morrison
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
-- Laurence J Peter
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. -- W.C. Fields
I can resist everything except temptation. -- Oscar Wilde
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. -- Dale Carnegie
There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors. -- Jim Morrison
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
-- Laurence J Peter