Well, I've never tried ought like this before.
Discuss in poem? OK.... let's write some more.
London? I guess every city has it's own allure,
It's river and history; those museums to endure!
But if I had just one week in your great land,
Smithsonian.... I'd just look 'till I couldn't stand!
And six more galleries and museums, all together,
short walk to each, no need to mind the weather.
I once travelled through London city every day,
on my way around the country to earn my pay,
but I packed up slightly early, and took a local job,
just around Canterbury, far from the crazy mob.
You mentioned girls 'n' hype, I thought of fashion,
models ice-cold, set faces, no real shape or passion.
I know they help to keep that huge industry, moving,
We need such sales, our exchequers to keep improving.
But..... enough of that, spare your money and your time,
very soon you'll be able to see it all without a dime.
Already you can wander through Tokyo on 'street-view',
and soon (if not already) virtual reality will have come true.
Just imagine that, to put a head-set on, tap upon a screen,
and there, racing through Grand Canyon, with every detail seen!
Or wandering through a gallery ten thousand miles away,
before you have your breakfast and go off to your working day.
As for Lock Ness monsters, those Scots are such a sneaky lot,
'I thought I saw a Nessy, bring your money for my new yacht!'
Oh, don't start me off, your Scotsman's a wicked frugal pest,
Well, you know one already, on this forum, that Revoltingest!
