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Give me costly advice
- Thread starter Quagmire
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JoshuaTree
Flowers are red?
The national debt?
You should take up aquariums as a hobby.
You realise I'm actually a business consultant by profession, right???
It's actually good advice because I could give it up right away in the name of water conservation and feel like I made sacrifices for the drought.
Feel like there's some really nifty potential for self-righteousness and sanctimony there.
Wait, one of our staff members has a real job?
Yeah...the one who is least effective at his RF job. Could be a correlation there...lol
Aren't you just dying for a new 40K army?
I have no idea what that means.
We Never Know
No Slack
The one armed man. He's been blamed for many things in the movies.
I have no idea what that means.
Warhammer 40K, super expensive tabletop wargame hobby. Looks fun but I could never do it ^.^ (I'd borrow someone's army to play though, sure).
Gargovic Malkav
Well-Known Member
Don't travel to the antarctic without proper equipment, you'll freeze to death.
That'll be $5000, please.
That'll be $5000, please.
It's actually good advice because I could give it up right away in the name of water conservation and feel like I made sacrifices for the drought.
Feel like there's some really nifty potential for self-righteousness and sanctimony there.
The opinion of the fish may differ.
The only advice I can ever think of is: Don't take any wooden nickels.
That'll cost 5¢, but I'll take a wooden nickel.
Recharging your phone is bad for your health and emits fatal radiation. Instead, throw away your phone every time it runs out of battery and buy a new one.
Thank me later! I'll visit you in jail when the bank gets you arrested for unpaid loans.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
The key to success in life is buying one cat after another until they take over your house and you have to sleep on the couch and every single morning, you wake up to a furry tail in your face and a mouse in your shoe.
Oh, wait. I'm thinking of the key to success of getting in the real estate business.
Oh, wait. I'm thinking of the key to success of getting in the real estate business.
Ha! I win. And apparently I oughta take up real estate.
I'll need to come in and do a study to identify current practice. This will be a costly exercise, but well worth it when you consider this will allow me to produce a document telling you what you already do.
From there, we should investigate future practice. This will be a costly exercise, but it will be carefully tailored based on our life...mostly because you will be the source of all information.
Once that is done, I can create an improvement plan for each item you are seeking to address. Each of these will be a costly exercise, but they'll be carefully crafted to give you a clear reason these aren't your fault (and certainly not mine) if they turn to poo.
Whilst we are at it, we should put a continual improvement process in place to ensure this project doesn't represent the end of your planning. Perhaps regular planning catchups over the next 5 years would be appropriate?
Oh, and have I spoken to you about our new bogus support offering? I can bring in our program manager, @Meow Mix , at quite the reasonable rate to discuss...
There's still time to invest in Deloreans.