God Doesnt Love Us!!!

[The Grey Wolf]

Now Im sure your all wondering why I say god doesnt love us, so Ill explain. Just hear me out.
My new theory is that god made us when he was younger. You know, when he was in a "kid with magnifying glass" phase. The he started to get all responsible. Then he gets all "Aaah, ta heck with the little people!" and is gonna kill us all cuz we turned into little fools, so then Jesus, is like that son who just gets back from college and is all "Make love not war, save the whales", and all that kinda stuff right so he goes down and saves us cuz we're little morons and don’t know any better, so he saves us and gods like "forget this. They’re your problem now." So it’s really Jesus who loves us and not god!

Whatdaya think?

 

[BucephalusBB]

Il ove the way of thinking. It's just, If God was young as you say. and now he's older.. that should indicate that he's not eternal but "born".
Wich means he needs a creator.. (jesus? )

 

[The Grey Wolf]

Il ove the way of thinking. It's just, If God was young as you say. and now he's older.. that should indicate that he's not eternal but "born".
Wich means he needs a creator.. (jesus? )

Well not "young" per say, but new to the whole "Universe Creating" thing.

 

[FFH]

I'm ROFL, Grey Wolf !!!

God loves us in spite of the fact that we are morons !!!

Romans 5: 8

"But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."

John 3: 16

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."

 

[The Grey Wolf]

What does ROFL mean?

EDIT: Wait... It means Rolling On Floor Laughin, right? :bonk:

 

[FFH]

What does ROFL mean?

EDIT: Wait... It means Rolling On Floor Laughin, right? :bonk:

Yeah, I was laughin.

 

[Mike182]

Now Im sure your all wondering why I say god doesnt love us, so Ill explain. Just hear me out.
My new theory is that god made us when he was younger. You know, when he was in a "kid with magnifying glass" phase. The he started to get all responsible. Then he gets all "Aaah, ta heck with the little people!" and is gonna kill us all cuz we turned into little fools, so then Jesus, is like that son who just gets back from college and is all "Make love not war, save the whales", and all that kinda stuff right so he goes down and saves us cuz we're little morons and don’t know any better, so he saves us and gods like "forget this. They’re your problem now." So it’s really Jesus who loves us and not god!

Whatdaya think?

i think its your view, your welcome to hold it, but i don't think im gonna switch to you beliefs.

can i ask how much time you sepnt contemplating this?

 

[BucephalusBB]

i think its your view, your welcome to hold it, but i don't think im gonna switch to you beliefs.

can i ask how much time you sepnt contemplating this?

There is a big difference in "your view" and a theory..:tsk:

 

[Mike182]

There is a big difference in "your view" and a theory..:tsk:

yes, by definition it is a theory

but this theory is his oppinion, i don't understand why i'm being :tsk:'d

 

[BucephalusBB]

yes, by definition it is a theory

but this theory is his oppinion, i don't understand why i'm being :tsk:'d

Im sorry, wasn't meant in a mad way, I rather had the smiley smile and do his finger

I don't think this is exactly his oppinion.

 

[Mike182]

Im sorry, wasn't meant in a mad way, I rather had the smiley smile and do his finger

I don't think this is exactly his oppinion.

oh sorry, i thought you were trying to tell me off for something

i will post some more in here later on, because the grey wolfs OP is very similar to a theodicy i studied last year but can't find right now........ the idea that the God who created the world was like a child playing........ i will post it when i find it

 

[c0da]

I like the Jesus, college student comparison. I can imagine him sat around with his disciples at the last supper listening to some hippy/college rock with a huge 'Peace' sign behind him:jam:

 

[Mike182]

I like the Jesus, college student comparison. I can imagine him sat around with his disciples at the last supper listening to some hippy/college rock with a huge 'Peace' sign behind him:jam:

funny, i can see an anarchy sign........ :jam:

 

[mormonman]

Now Im sure your all wondering why I say god doesnt love us, so Ill explain. Just hear me out.

My new theory is that god made us when he was younger. You know, when he was in a "kid with magnifying glass" phase. The he started to get all responsible. Then he gets all "Aaah, ta heck with the little people!" and is gonna kill us all cuz we turned into little fools, so then Jesus, is like that son who just gets back from college and is all "Make love not war, save the whales", and all that kinda stuff right so he goes down and saves us cuz we're little morons and don’t know any better, so he saves us and gods like "forget this. They’re your problem now." So it’s really Jesus who loves us and not god!

Whatdaya think?

I think it's miles away from the truth, yet amusing.

 

[ChrisP]

funny, i can see an anarchy sign........ :jam:

me too, yet the only sign of Anarchy is no sign .

Down with governance.

 

[jeffrey]

funny, i can see an anarchy sign........ :jam:

And wearing this!

 

[ChrisP]

Or something a little more like this?



Chris wants this t-shirt BBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

 

[Darkdale]

Why in the world would anyone worship a god that thought that his people were morons? That seems silly.

 

[Revasser]

Why in the world would anyone worship a god that thought that his people were morons? That seems silly.

I don't know. I get the distinct impression that Set thinks I'm a bit of a moron, sometimes. Probably because I'm prone to doing really stupid things on occasion. I can just imagine Him rolling His eyes and shaking His head.

I think The Grey Wolf has Jesus' personality down pat, though.

 

[The Grey Wolf]

My theory was borne of maddness during a caffene high. The time it took to form it was breif. The resoning behinde it was not there. But even now as I've come down off the Pepsi peak I see reson and deep thought in its nonsensicle abyss. Ponder this, my freinds. Ponder well. Oh and who ever fixed the title, thanks. I wanted to change it but was unsure how. :bonk:
And now I submit the caffene addicts prayer...

It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. :162: