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God for 7 days

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Done here.
If you're given a chance to be a God for 7 days, what are the 7 things that comes into your mind, in which you would want spend your powers with and why?
In 2006 somebody on RF asked what we'd do if we were God. I still like my answer from then, so I'll just repeat it here:

I would appear in the sky to everybody in the world and say:

Stop fighting, and play nice with each other.
Share your things.
Help each other.
Try to understand things.
And stop praying to me, you get on my nerves.
You're not going to like it if I have to come down there.
This is your last warning.
I'm leaving Rashida in charge.

Then I'd raise up my prophetess, Rashida, an eighteen-year-old, bookish black lesbian with glasses that kept slipping down her nose. Rashida would have the power to stop weapons from firing. She would have the power to heal the sick, and the power to pass her healing gift on to others. She would have the power to smite politicians and religious leaders with red bulbous noses, big floppy clown feet, and high squeaky voices. She would be psychic and wise and firm. She would be invincible and incorruptible.

Rashida would tell people things like, "Instead of going to church on Sunday, why don't you go up to the nursing home and see your granny?"

Then I'd go swim with the dolphins.​
 
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