Great Movie Quotes!

[NoahideHiker]

"I guess I could be pretty ****** off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday."

-Lester Burnham in American Beauty

 

[Djamila]

From the WWII movie Walter Brani Sarajevo (Walter Defends Sarajevo). The final scene of the film shows a group of German soldiers standing on the hills, overlooking Sarajevo, as they oversee the withdrawl of fasicst forces from the city. One of them asks if they'll ever capture the legendary Walter who led the resistence movement, and the German commander looks out across Sarajevo and replies: "You see that city, that is Walter."

From the romantic drama Muslimanka (Muslim Woman). In one scene, two Christian men are sitting on the steps of a small, downtown shop when the story's female lead walks by them. They look at each other a few moments and one of the men says: "Such women, by their very nature, unleash the hounds of Hell against their suitors – and still they crawl behind her."

From the 1992-1995 war movie Gori Vatra (The Fuse). A mafia boss is trying to disguise his brothel ahead of a visit by American officials and decides to throw a folk festival. He herds three terrified, Romanian slave women into the basement, throws folk costumes at them, and says to his friend while pointing at each in turn: "There you have it. Orthodox Christian girl! Catholic girl! Muslim girl! We'll party tonight."

 

[evearael]

I'm trying to pick out my favorite line from The Usual Suspects, but I just can't do it. So here are a couple by Verbal:

"Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

"It was Keyser Soze, Agent Kujan. I mean the Devil himself. How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"

I love Kevin Spacey!

 

[Djamila]

From the thriller/drama Thick Accent, about a Bosnian refugee family overseas. The pretty, sweet-seeming young daughter is explaining to her boyfriend why they can't be together: "You don't understand because you're weak. You fall before love and lose all sight of reality, but that is dangerous. You fancy yourself some Romeo, I'm sure, fighting against your love's family to win her hand, but you don't understand. This, us, can never have a happy ending. You're Christian, my brother's will kill you and if they don't my father will. Even my mother, who you fancy some angelic woman, will quietly swallow her protest, perhaps clean away your blood with some silent affection. Those aren't just words, like your pathetic love stories. You don't know where we come from, and you don't understand. So please, you know I love you, so listen to me when I tell you to leave and never speak my name again. Go, no, please. It will be difficult for me to live with your death on my conscience."

 

[cardero]

Harry Tuttle (Robert De Niro): we're all in it together.
-Terry Gilliam's BRAZIL

 

[uu_sage]

Sandurz: I don't know. They must have hyperjets on that thing!
Dark Helmet: And what have we got on this thing, a Cuisinart?! Sandurz: No sir! Dark Helmet: Well find them, catch them! Sandurz: Yes sir! Prepare ship for light speed!
Dark Helmet: No no no, light speed is too slow! Sandurz: Light speed too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we'll have to go right to... ludicrous speed! [The entire crew gasps.]
Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it!
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz... chicken?
Sandurz: [stuttering] Prepare ship...prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo...
Dark Helmet: Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer! NOW HEAR THIS: LUDICROUS SPEED!
Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up?
Dark Helmet: Aw, buckle this! LUDICROUS SPEED, GO!!! -Spaceballs

Evil Duke: Put them in the iron maiden.
Ted: Iron Maiden? Bill, Ted: Excellent! [air guitar]
Evil Duke: Execute them.
Bill, Ted: Bogus!
-Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Frank: Enchanté. Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on.They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality.
Brad: Hospitality!? All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request, which you've chosen to ignore!
Janet: Brad, don't be ungrateful.
Brad: Ungrateful!
Frank: How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant. You must be awfully proud of him, Janet.
Janet: [bashful.] Well, yes I am.
Frank: Do you have any tattoos, Brad?
Brad: Certainly not!
Frank: Oh, well. [looks at Janet.] How 'bout you?

-Rocky Horror Picture Show

Magenta: I ask for nothing, Master!
Frank: And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!
-Rocky Horror

Bridgekeeper: STOP! What... is your name?
Sir Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Galahad: Blue. No, yellOOOOOOOW!! [is cast into the gorge]
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. STOP! What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I — I don't know that! EEEEEEAAAARRGH!!! [is cast into the gorge] - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really. [He notices a gold swan on the edge of the bathtub.] Stop looking at me, swan! - Billy Madison

Army General: [to Bill Gates] You told us that Windows 98 would be faster, and more efficient, with better access to the internet!
Bill Gates: It is faster! Over five million— [General shoots Bill Gates]
-South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclimation? General: I don't listen to hip-hop -South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

 

[Engyo]

My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!

Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride

 

[darkpenguin]

Dude you have a tattoo! Dude so do you! what does mine say? Sweet, what does mine say? Dude, but what does mine say? Sweet, but what does mine say? DUDE......

Dude where's my car?

 

[darkpenguin]

I want you to hit me as hard as you can! - Tyler Durden - Fight club
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden - fight club
Fight club again;
Narrator(Edward Norton): I am Jacks colon.
Tyler(Brad Pitt): Yeah, I get cancer. I kill Jack.

 

[cardero]

Senior Ed Bloom: It's rude to talk about religion, you never know who you're gonna offend. -Albert Finney from the movie Big Fish

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Heres some good ones from Pulp Fiction:
The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

 

[darkpenguin]

Heres some good ones from Pulp Fiction:

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

I love that one lol. Iv'e tried finding it in the bible but to no avail!