Great News! Breathing oxygen causes cancer!

[Wirey]

News - STUDY: Oxygen in the air we breathe may trigger lung cancer - The Weather Network

 

[rosends]

Not breathing oxygen has its own share of downside.

 

[Laika]

all my laughing it making it difficult to breath. If I keep it up I might reduce my cancer risk.

 

[Buttercup]

Not surprising. I'm still waiting for the report that toilet paper causes cancer. It'll happen, you just wait.

 

[LuisDantas]

Some days you just can't win.

 

[Breathe]

Time to learn yogic breathing?
Y'all can thank me later.

 

[Revoltingest]

Time to learn yogic breathing?
Y'all can thank me later.

You guys are still slaves to the oxygen habit.
For an alternative, pull Wirey's finger.

 

[Mohammad Nur Syamsu]

News - STUDY: Oxygen in the air we breathe may trigger lung cancer - The Weather Network

My intuition / superstition about it, cancer is caused by having too many of those tiny "babyhairs", especially on the face.

You see.... the dna sends a signal about what it contains. The dna also receives a signal from the other cells. And then if the dna in the cell is different than the average signal it receives, the cell will then repair the dna to make it the same as the average signals it receives. But the babyhairs interfere with the dna signal. Very many things can cause dna to be damaged, causing cancer, but it is mostly a problem with the repair function which is the main cause.

When I look at the babyhairs then I find it disgusting, so naturally there must be something wrong with them.

edited to add:
although upon searching the internet it says shaving increases cancer...hmmm
Shaving may raise cancer risk | Daily Mail Online

 

[Breathe]

My intuition / superstition about it, cancer is caused by having too many of those tiny "babyhairs", especially on the face.

You see.... the dna sends a signal about what it contains. The dna also receives a signal from the other cells. And then if the dna in the cell is different than the average signal it receives, the cell will then repair the dna to make it the same as the average signals it receives. But the babyhairs interfere with the dna signal. Very many things can cause dna to be damaged, causing cancer, but it is mostly a problem with the repair function which is the main cause.

... ??????

When I look at the babyhairs then I find it disgusting, so naturally there must be something wrong with them.

 

[xkatz]

"Breaking news: Being alive greatly increases risk of cancer!" -The Onion

 

[Nietzsche]

Water causes cancer. But only when consumed in small amounts over a large period of time.

 

[Twilight Hue]

You guys are still slaves to the oxygen habit.
For an alternative, pull Wirey's finger.

What does he do if you pull his finger?

 

[Awoon]

Being born caused my lung cancer.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Some days you just can't win.

Nope. Look.....

Radiation therapy causes cancer.....

Second Cancers Caused by Cancer Treatment. Some cancer treatments such as chemotherapy and radiation therapy may increase a person's risk of developing a different type of cancer later in life. Here we discuss the risk of second cancers that may be linked to past cancer treatment.
Radiation Exposure and Cancer - American Cancer Society

 

[Revoltingest]

What does he do if you pull his finger?

No one has lived to tell.

 

[rosends]

My dad likes to point out that too much of anything can kill you. He says this as he puts the saccharine in his coffee.

 

[esmith]

Did you also know that being born is the major cause of death?