Guaranteed to scare all heterosexual men

[Djamila]

Slavina - Balkan Heart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vxfW5gIDRw

Open your heart, don't be afraid
You'll find no possible reason to wait...

...My Balkan heart's gonna show you the way!​

 

[Djamila]

And you can't poke fun at our Balkan sisters in Bulgaria without also sending a "shout out" to Romania.

You have to imagine she's your wife, and she's angry, and this is what you get.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qNCBQFht0tE​

 

[Djamila]

And we can't let Serbia off the hook either.

What would you get if you crossed Pamela Anderson with Paris Hilton, and added a sprinkle of Ru Paul?

It would probably be something like Jelena Karleusa...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=j_V65y1K3VQ
​

 

[Djamila]

And on the Bosnian front, there's no Muslim woman alive who can "kill the mood" for heterosexual men quite like Donna Ares.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4mqLidqQyY
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[angellous_evangellous]

shakin in mi boots