Guilty or Not Guilty - Teacher Education

[metis]

No, I get you. Make a loose enough definition of sex and this is porn. You and I are have pornographic sex, because we are stimulating each others intellects. Our talk is sex and perverted. Oh, it is so hot. More!

It's like DeSantis signing the "don't say gay" law with young kids standing right by his side. It's nothing short of "do as I say but not as I do" nonsense.

 

[Father Heathen]

@Kenny Quantifying it as a numerical value, how much spiritual damage is inflicted upon a child by glimpsing The Statue of David's peepee? Also, by what percentage is it reduced by reaching adulthood?

 

[Secret Chief]

Wow....thanks for taking me back to my younger days, growing up in a fundamentalist Church, where everything was taken hyper-literally and the "church leaders" seemingly had no capacity for abstract thought and creativity.

It's like the time when I was rehearsing a short guitar part for the Christmas play, and during a break I.....gasp....played a G chord a bit loud and they all freaked out, shouting "This is the house of the Lord! This is the house of the Lord!", as I stood there with a baffled look on my face saying "it's just a chord".

Thank our lord you didn't play a tritone.

 

[SomeRandom]

I'm not about to allow fundamentalists to be the ones to determine what is or isn't "porn". The case of the statue of David shows how that goes.

Okay I’ve heard about this, but I thought it was just a meme at first.
Are they really trying to pull a Simpsons over in Florida (??) and ban The Statue of David?
Which is humorous since, if I recall the episode correctly even Homer, the lovable dumb one of the family, was happy that the school was forcing kids to go see it.

 

[Jose Fly]

Okay I’ve heard about this, but I thought it was just a meme at first.
Are they really trying to pull a Simpsons over in Florida (??) and ban The Statue of David?
Which is humorous since, if I recall the episode correctly even Homer, the lovable dumb one of the family, was happy that the school was forcing kids to go see it.

Yep, that really is happening. The Puritans are on a moral crusade again.

 

[Secret Chief]

Yep, that really is happening. The Puritans are on a moral crusade again.

Maybe they should get back on a boat and go look for a pure country.

 

[Subduction Zone]

@Kenny Quantifying it as a numerical value, how much spiritual damage is inflicted upon a child by glimpsing The Statue of David's peepee? Also, by what percentage is it reduced by reaching adulthood?

My eyes!! And anatomically incorrect to boot. (He is uncircumcised, David was a Jew).

 

[Father Heathen]

Maybe they should get back on a boat and go look for a pure country.

They should go form the Theocratic States of Antarctica.

 

[Subduction Zone]

They should go form the Theocratic States of Antarctica.

David wouldn't like that. You know . . .shrinkage.

 

[Father Heathen]

David wouldn't like that. You know . . .shrinkage.

Precisely why it's ideal; the climate will minimize nudity, saving souls in the process

 

[Secret Chief]

They should go form the Theocratic States of Antarctica.

Poor penguins.

 

[Subduction Zone]

Precisely why it's ideal; the climate will minimize nudity, saving souls in the process

And Antarctica! The shrinkage will be so great that nudity would not matter.

 

[Jose Fly]

Maybe they should get back on a boat and go look for a pure country.

I bet if we started a Go Fund Me campaign, we'd easily raise enough to get 'em a boat.

 

[Curious George]

Wow....thanks for taking me back to my younger days, growing up in a fundamentalist Church, where everything was taken hyper-literally and the "church leaders" seemingly had no capacity for abstract thought and creativity.

It's like the time when I was rehearsing a short guitar part for the Christmas play, and during a break I.....gasp....played a G chord a bit loud and they all freaked out, shouting "This is the house of the Lord! This is the house of the Lord!", as I stood there with a baffled look on my face saying "it's just a chord".

In fairness, we do call guitars stringed instruments and g strings are traditionally not allowed in churches uncovered.

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

OK... don't get uptight about the new outlet... it still happened!

Is the teacher guilty or not guilty and why?

https://www.foxnews.com/media/latina-mom-fights-texas-school-seducing-hooker-game-played-middle-school-student

That's sick. For obvious reasons. 7th graders acting like hookers and seducing each other. Was the teacher drunk or something? Did they have a sort of seizure where they momentarily lost all sense?

 

[Curious George]

That's sick. For obvious reasons. 7th graders acting like hookers and seducing each other. Was the teacher drunk or something? Did they have a sort of seizure where they momentarily lost all sense?

I think you misunderstood the facts.

 

[mikkel_the_dane]

@Kenny Quantifying it as a numerical value, how much spiritual damage is inflicted upon a child by glimpsing The Statue of David's peepee? Also, by what percentage is it reduced by reaching adulthood?

Principal resigns after Florida students shown Michelangelo statue

One Florida parent complained Michelangelo's iconic statue amounted to pornography.

www.bbc.com

 

[Viker]

Principal resigns after Florida students shown Michelangelo statue

One Florida parent complained Michelangelo's iconic statue amounted to pornography.

www.bbc.com

What makes something pornographic is intention and lasciviousness. Michelangelo didn't have lascivious intent when he made his masterpiece David. David is an expression of aesthetic beauty.

 

[We Never Know]

What makes something pornographic is intention and lasciviousness. Michelangelo didn't have lascivious intent when he made his masterpiece David. David is an expression of aesthetic beauty.

Yep. Now Debbie does Dallas had intention and lasciviousness. Its definitely pornographic

 

[Viker]

Yep. Now Debbie does Dallas had intention and lasciviousness. Its definitely pornographic

Never seen that one. I remember it being the brunt of a lot of jokes back in the 80s.