Guts or....

[tumbleweed41]

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people
having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between
them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed
below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.

 

[Don Penguinoini]

LOL!!! That was great...

 

[whereismynotecard]

Ha!! So can a lady have guts or balls if she does the same thing to her husband or wife?

 

[tumbleweed41]

Ha!! So can a lady have guts or balls if she does the same thing to her husband or wife?

Why not, I have known some pretty ballsy ladies in my time

 

[monta]

Personally I would describe guts as the descison to do what's right withthe knowledge there will be negative reprecussions and balls as the descision to do what you want with the knowledge there will be negative reprecussions.