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Happy Birthday, Old Scratch
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Hey, there big fella! Happy Birthday! 
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Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Old Scratch
Active Member
Many birthdays I have. A long & difficult delivery it was!
Boooowhahhahahah haahhahaha ahahahhahahah!
It's amazing! Yesterday was your Birthday.
It's your Birthday, again -- today!
Does that mean you are Born Again?
edit: Happy re-Birthday!
It's your Birthday, again -- today!
Does that mean you are Born Again?
edit: Happy re-Birthday!
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I just wanted to give you a little song, and I don't sing very well. Enjoy!
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The BEATLES "Birthday" song - YouTube
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The BEATLES "Birthday" song - YouTube
So it would seem.
Perhaps the popular myths aren't accurate, eh?
Perhaps the popular myths aren't accurate, eh?
Reptillian
Hamburgler Extraordinaire
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Happy Birthday! - YouTube
Happy Birthday! - YouTube
I just wanted to be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday for the 3rd day in a row!
Wow...it just occurred to me that maybe you were such a big boy that it took 3 days for you to come out? Is that it? Did you feel rejection and birth trauma that is still unresolved?
Is that what all this sulfur, fire and soul-acquiring scary dude stuff is about -- Mommy issues? I think you need a hug!
Wow...it just occurred to me that maybe you were such a big boy that it took 3 days for you to come out? Is that it? Did you feel rejection and birth trauma that is still unresolved?
Is that what all this sulfur, fire and soul-acquiring scary dude stuff is about -- Mommy issues? I think you need a hug!
Old Scratch
Active Member
Miserable humans, pleasure your birthday wishes bring Me!
I heard that tomorrow is your birthday. Is that right?
Well that answers my question.
I see that it is your birthday again today.
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a wonderful day today.
And, I'd like be the first to offer you a most Happy Birthday tomorrow!
Old Scratch
Active Member
Warn you I must! Presents to Me will not humanity's doom prevent!
But neither hurt it will.
When your body ripped asunder is, perhaps slightly more gentle My Hell Hounds will be!
(Hint: Argyle socks made of asbestos I like.)
But neither hurt it will.
When your body ripped asunder is, perhaps slightly more gentle My Hell Hounds will be!
(Hint: Argyle socks made of asbestos I like.)