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Happy Birthday, Old Scratch
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Old Scratch
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Darkness wonderful is...but the cold, hate it I do.
Only cinderboarding bearable it makes.
Happy Birthday, Old Scratcher! 
Old Scratch
Active Member
A fine birthday I'm today having!
Many gifts of brimstone have my acolytes to Me given.
(Although, My cakes keep into flames bursting.)
Many gifts of brimstone have my acolytes to Me given.
(Although, My cakes keep into flames bursting.)
I'm just wondering...have you been wearing your Birthday Suit for the past ten days?
Old Scratch
Active Member
An image to maintain I have, lest the condemned complacent become.
So always My rubicund robes I wear, which from the souls of the damned are made!
Boowhwhahahahhahahah hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahh, etc!
You close the little peek-a-boo flap, don't you? It the polite thing to do.
Old Scratch
Active Member
The flap to leave open would a little Heaven be!
Most inappropriate in Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
Happy Birthday!
:birthday::hapbirth::hapbirth:
:flower2::band::trampo:
Bet you weren't expecting me to show up today. Or the big, surprise birthday bash, either!
(I hope you appreciate all the trouble I went to organize this shin-dig. Sorry, but I'll have to leave early -- so you're going to have to take care of cleaning up the mess. I figured you would mind.)
Happy Birthday!
:birthday::hapbirth::hapbirth:
:flower2::band::trampo:Bet you weren't expecting me to show up today. Or the big, surprise birthday bash, either!
(I hope you appreciate all the trouble I went to organize this shin-dig. Sorry, but I'll have to leave early -- so you're going to have to take care of cleaning up the mess. I figured you would mind.)
Old Scratch
Active Member
For your dedication & generosity, extra care today shall I take, when the flesh of the condemned I flay!
Muuahahahahahahaaahahhaahahaha, etc!
Muuahahahahahahaaahahhaahahaha, etc!
Look. Far be it for me to say how you should go about doing your whole Lord of the Underworld thing...but, I just wanted to point out that I couldn't even get anyone to agree to come to this party until I told them there would be free booze and strippers.
(I failed to mention that those strippers are Revoltingest and Wirey. A little deception by way of withholding information that I thought you would appreciate.)
My point is that you're not going to have many friends, or keep the ones you have, if you keep ripping them apart. How about a little show of love and affection, instead?
(I failed to mention that those strippers are Revoltingest and Wirey.
A little deception by way of withholding information that I thought you would appreciate.)My point is that you're not going to have many friends, or keep the ones you have, if you keep ripping them apart. How about a little show of love and affection, instead?
Old Scratch
Active Member
To flay flesh, is to love.
Boowwhahahhhahahah!
Boowwhahahhhahahah!
Happy Birthday, Scratchmeister!
Old Scratch
Active Member
An evil day in My Realm today is!
The brimstone fumes gently wafting, the condemned moaning & screaming, & the Lake Of Fire a gorgeous shade of red is!
A great day to be alive it is! And for My charges, an excruciating day to be dead it is!
He-who-shall-not-be-named most pleased with His work is.
Muuahahahahahahahahha! Booahahahahahhahahahahaha, etc!
The brimstone fumes gently wafting, the condemned moaning & screaming, & the Lake Of Fire a gorgeous shade of red is!
A great day to be alive it is! And for My charges, an excruciating day to be dead it is!
He-who-shall-not-be-named most pleased with His work is.
Muuahahahahahahahahha! Booahahahahahhahahahahaha, etc!
Does the lake of fire ever get so hot that it has blue and green flames like a gas stove?
I am up before the sun
hoping that I may be the one
to wish you first a lovely day,
may your hopes be fillled in a special way.
Happy Birthday, Scratch!
(That came from my heart. You still ain't getting my soul.)
hoping that I may be the one
to wish you first a lovely day,
may your hopes be fillled in a special way.
Happy Birthday, Scratch!
(That came from my heart. You still ain't getting my soul.
)
Old Scratch
Active Member
When a fresh batch of the condemned arrive, sometimes the gassy ones brilliant colors make!
Muuawhahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahah, etc!
Happy Birthday, Scratch!
I wrote another poem for you. A limerick this time. (This ought to make Revoltingest jealous. He may be ripe for the picking after he reads this. You're welcome.)
There once was a dude named Old Scratch
A plan to get souls he did hatch
Wanted souls on the table
Tempted all he was able
Aimed to scoop them all up in one batch
I wrote another poem for you. A limerick this time. (This ought to make Revoltingest jealous. He may be ripe for the picking after he reads this. You're welcome.)
There once was a dude named Old Scratch
A plan to get souls he did hatch
Wanted souls on the table
Tempted all he was able
Aimed to scoop them all up in one batch