Happy Birthday, Scratch.
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Happy Birthday, Old Scratch
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Old Scratch
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Thank you for the cake. But not well in the heat Here did it fare.
May your spawn numerous & belligerent be!
May your spawn numerous & belligerent be!
Oh, my! What happened to the ice cream?
How old are you today, Old Scratch?
Old Scratch
Active Member
Born just a moment ago I was, but older than dirt I am.
Happy Birthday, Old Scratch!
(My daughter just asked me if I told you "Happy Birthday" today. When I told her that I had not, she told me I'd better tell you "Happy Birthday" -- and that I should apologize to you for it. Now you she wants you to buy her a pizza.)
(My daughter just asked me if I told you "Happy Birthday" today. When I told her that I had not, she told me I'd better tell you "Happy Birthday" -- and that I should apologize to you for it. Now you she wants you to buy her a pizza.)
Old Scratch, it's your birthday. Happy Birthday!
I know you don't like all that mushy sentimental stuff, so I went shopping for a Happy Birthday song I thought you might enjoy. Here is what I found. Hope you like it.
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Worst Happy Birthday song ever sang. - YouTube
I know you don't like all that mushy sentimental stuff, so I went shopping for a Happy Birthday song I thought you might enjoy. Here is what I found. Hope you like it.
[youtube]ftsIxP_X0t4[/youtube]
Worst Happy Birthday song ever sang. - YouTube
Old Scratch
Active Member
My phone number unlisted is. But to miss My terrible torment you must not!For your next birthday, I'm gonna forward all my political robo-calls to you.
I turned the ringer to my phone off, but they just filled up my mailbox. They propagate like Tribbles.
Every 4 years, your peace & equanimity disturbed must be! One of My Earthly pleasures it is.
How come it ain't your B-Day, today?
How come it ain't your B-Day, today?
Do you think it might have something to do with this?
Crossfire, that is probably it!
I thought maybe that it had something to do with him being an old sulfur emission, or something.
I thought maybe that it had something to do with him being an old sulfur emission, or something.
Happy Birthday, Old Scratch! It wasn't your birthday this morning -- and now it is. Go figure.
Guess you were born in the late afternoon. Right?
Guess you were born in the late afternoon. Right?
Hey, Old Scratch, I ran into an old girlfriend of your's, Elvira. Sound familiar?
Anyway, she said that since it was always your birthday, she always had a couple of things hanging around for you. Do you miss her birthday presents?
I told her I'd wish you a Happy Birthday for her (and from me, too, of course.)
Anyway, she said that since it was always your birthday, she always had a couple of things hanging around for you. Do you miss her birthday presents?
I told her I'd wish you a Happy Birthday for her (and from me, too, of course.)
Old Scratch
Active Member
Young tricksters & treatsters will tot-sized pieces of sulfur receive.
As Ganesha (a good friend) I shall be costumed.....
Hey Old Scratch, your birthday is on Halloween. Happy Birthday!
Are you going trick-or-treating tonight? What are going as...oh, never mind.
Are you going trick-or-treating tonight? What are going as...oh, never mind.
It seems that Old Scratch has left us.
I guess that His mission to re-elect his Chosen One is now complete.
Perhaps in 2016 we'll see Him in our affairs once again meddle, eh?
I guess that His mission to re-elect his Chosen One is now complete.
Perhaps in 2016 we'll see Him in our affairs once again meddle, eh?
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