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Happy Birthday, Old Scratch

4consideration

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I'm at a loss of what else to give that guy that has everything.

The only thing that I can think of at this time would be for your post count and frubal count to both equal 666 and stay there. Alas, I am a mere mortal (that means member) without the etheral power to affect post count, and only the slightest influence on your frubal count.

Any birthday gift suggestions that I could take for consideration? How are you set for neck-ties? A guy always could use another neck-tie. Right? Or, socks...they come in handy. Winter's coming soon. How about a nice pair of wool socks, or scarf, or mittens? Too warm?

I thought of a hat. But really, where do you shop for them?

Any suggestions?
 
crossfire

crossfire

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Uncle Scratch, you seem to be ill equipped for the Luciferian DIR (no breasts,) so I'm gonna let you booby sit for your birthday. I need to do some girl power stuff anyway, and I keep falling out of my pink sugar-plum faerie tutu.

Since I'm not sure how the forum management will go along with you going around bare breasted, I'll give you a booby sigil you can add to your avatar in a text box:

(@Y@)
 
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4consideration

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Just going through my morning routine...finishing up with coffe...cleaning up the breakfast dishes...wishing Old Scratch "Happy Birthday."

It really does take only a short time to develop a new habit.

Is that how you maintain that youthful glow, beginning fresh and new each day?
 
Old Scratch

Old Scratch

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4consideration said:
Just going through my morning routine...finishing up with coffe...cleaning up the breakfast dishes...wishing Old Scratch "Happy Birthday."
It really does take only a short time to develop a new habit.
Is that how you maintain that youthful glow, beginning fresh and new each day?
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Daily in the blood of the wicked I bathe!
Muuawhwhhwhwhwhhwhhahahahahahhahahhhahahahahah!!

Aveeno products good too are.
 
4consideration

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Look.

Since it's your birthday and all, and I can't think of anything else to get you, here's what I can do. Disclaimer: Now, I am NOT willing to sell my soul or agree to anything of a permanent nature.

But, since I am already in the frame of mind of one of your minions, and expect to be so for the next 2-3 days, I figure it could work out my hormonal fluctuation as a little gift to you, personally -- who do you want me to yell at, take what they said personally and in a way they really didn't mean, or just instill guilt in by crying for no apparent reason?

There is a time limit on this offer. The clock is ticking. I plan to go back to my (hopefully) nice self in just a couple of days.
 
Old Scratch

Old Scratch

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4consideration said:
Look.
Since it's your birthday and all, and I can't think of anything else to get you, here's what I can do. Disclaimer: Now, I am NOT willing to sell my soul or agree to anything of a permanent nature.
But, since I am already in the frame of mind of one of your minions, and expect to be so for the next 2-3 days, I figure it could work out my hormonal fluctuation as a little gift to you, personally -- who do you want me to yell at, take what they said personally and in a way they really didn't mean, or just instill guilt in by crying for no apparent reason?
There is a time limit on this offer. The clock is ticking. I plan to go back to my (hopefully) nice self in just a couple of days.
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Hmmmm.....an enticing offer this is. Selected the object of your womanly wrath I have!
At the foulest, meanest & most low of all Earthly fauna you should fulminate.....the Scots!
 
4consideration

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Scratchy,

I forgot to mention that when I have outbursts, I usually see what I am doing rather quickly. So, part of it involves that I apologize for being unreasonable, rather quickly. I hope you don't have a problem with that.

Also, it occurred to me that there is the slightest chance that my college professor was right and that my maiden name has a Scottish origin instead of an Irish one. I know my dad's side of the family came from Ireland, but JUST IN CASE we actually have Scottish roots, I think I'm going to have to lay off the whole going after the Scots in general thing.

Now, lest you think this is some sort of noble move on my point, let me point out that it is completely self-serving -- so my motivation ought to be acceptable to you. It looks like I will just have to focus mostly on Revoltingest -- even though he is usually rather nice to me. That ought to make you feel better, handsome. ;)
 
Old Scratch

Old Scratch

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No mitigating kindness! No apologies!
The Scots crushed must be, before me driven, their girlie men lamentations aired for all to hear!
Let Revoltingest destroyed be, as between ample Kardashian thighs crushed!
This Your Dark Lord desires!
 
4consideration

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Hey, I know you said to just go after Scots, but I threw in Wirey (and Canadians) for good measure -- just a little something extra -- it's called lagniappe where I grew up. (It's pronounced like lan-yap, if you say lag-nappy people will laugh at you.)
 
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