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Happy Birthday, Old Scratch

4consideration

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Premium Member
Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff!

May you have a blissfully sweet day -- filled with hugs, joy and marshmallow kisses! :unicorn::rainbow:
 

Old Scratch

Active Member
Marshmallows Here poorly fare.
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But festive today it is! As the damned in agony writhe, their cries of celebration most shrill are!
Booowhahahha hahahahha hahahhahahahaa! Muuwhahahahahaha hahahhaha ahahhahahahahah!
 

Wirey

Fartist
Happy B-Day, Scratchy. Does Missus Scratch know how much time you're wasting mocking the mortals?
 

Old Scratch

Active Member
Happy B-Day, Scratchy. Does Missus Scratch know how much time you're wasting mocking the mortals?
Yes....too wrapped up in My work She says I am!
To stop & smell the brimstone more often She advocates.
But all about the job I am!
Booowhahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahhahhahhahhahahah, etc!
 

crossfire

LHP Mercuræn Feminist Heretic Bully ☿
Premium Member
Uncle Scratch! Your next post will be number 666! Better make it a good one!
 

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I must admit that I was a little disappointed this morning to discover that it was NOT your birthday today. Old habits are hard to break, but don't worry about me. I'm sure I'll manage to get through it somehow.

I was wondering about something. Is there any significance to it being your birthday for 6 days in a row?
 

Old Scratch

Active Member
I must admit that I was a little disappointed this morning to discover that it was NOT your birthday today. Old habits are hard to break, but don't worry about me. I'm sure I'll manage to get through it somehow.
I was wondering about something. Is there any significance to it being your birthday for 6 days in a row?
Again you should check!
Boowahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahh!
 

4consideration

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You little rapscallion! You're so cute when you do that deceptive stuff.

Oh, stop blushing...it's making your face all red.
 

crossfire

LHP Mercuræn Feminist Heretic Bully ☿
Premium Member
**passes 4consideration a bunch or dark chocolate covered almonds**
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**passes Uncle Scratch some extra special dark chocolate covered red hot chili peppers for his un-birthday treat**
(and I don't mean the band members, so you can stop drueling, Uncle Scratch)
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Never heard the Madelina Katelina song?

She had two hips like battleships,
One stayed home while the other made trips

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Iowa_(BB-61)

:D
I was looking for a good youtube clip of that song just a few days ago (and didn't find one.) We called it "Katelina Madelina." I wanted to post it in response to someone that made a jerky comment about my family tree being a telephone pole. Oh, was that you?
 

Wirey

Fartist
I was looking for a good youtube clip of that song just a few days ago (and didn't find one.) We called it "Katelina Madelina." I wanted to post it in response to someone that made a jerky comment about my family tree being a telephone pole. Oh, was that you?

Um, no? :D
 

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This feeling like a marathon now. Happy B-Day!

I'm just going for it to see if I can wish you Happy Birthday every day that is your Birthday this year! :)
 
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