I read on one of your recently revived threads, that although you can dance, you won't.
Would it entice you to dance if I brought an accordion?
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Happy International Blasphemy Day!
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Would it entice you to dance if I brought an accordion?
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
As long as the accordion strap was the only thing you were wearing.
No snap on tools?
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I went past a church and the transformer going to it blew.
My very presence is blasphemous!
My very presence is blasphemous!
Is sexual innuendo blasphemy?
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
YmirGF
Bodhisattva in Recovery
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
As long as I have a clear view of that luscious, naked behind, it's all good.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Firm and round - just like I like it.
It's Sept 30 once again.
Happy International Blasphemy Day!!!
Happy International Blasphemy Day!!!
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I think today I shall write something blasphemous.
Save yourself some effort by notifying us any day you don't write something blasphemous.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I didn't get it wrote out, but I came up with a pretty good foundation for a very highly blasphemous song. Based on the idea of "once saved, always saved," there are gory, violent things happening in Heaven, towers burning, impaled angels, and "snowflake repellenty" things happening to the Trinity. Divine cascades of red flow, as Lucifer ascends to supreme power forever more.
Ha ha
Tom
Heh
@Revoltingest rated a "traditionally clad Scottish bum" +
as "friendly". Sn!gger....
Tom
I sensed warmth & desire.
You also voted for the star of "The Apprentice" to be POTUS.
Because you thought him more peaceable than the people who engineered a peace agreement with Iran.
Tom