Has anyone EVER met a christian....

[THEXRATEDXTIAN]

.....that they would want to hang out with more than one and half hours MAX on a Wednesday, maybe two hours Sunday Morning and an hour Sunday night? You know, anyone you just couldn't wait to have lunch with after church? A brother in Christ who has become closer than any brother?.....um......nah......not me......but I did get to know Jesus Christ real good learning to put up with these lunatics...for decades.

We don't even want to spend every minute in this life with our own wives, maybe in the same house yes, but not the same room. Heaven is going to suck FOR ALL ETERNITY based on all the wanna be Christians I've ever met. Anyone else feelin my pain?

 

[Faybull]

Heaven is the fullness of life. The grave isn't a gate or an elevator.

 

[THEXRATEDXTIAN]

The grave is bedtime. We go to sleep. if we die pre rapture in about 14 years times.

 

[THEXRATEDXTIAN]

Heaven is the fullness of life. The grave isn't a gate or an elevator.

this life is encompassed of being all encompassed by a raging river of humanity with it's heart set on rushing into hell....what's full about that?

 

[allfoak]

mirror, mirror, on the wall... who's the funnest Christian of them all?

 

[THEXRATEDXTIAN]

mirror.. mirror.. on the wall, who's the funnest Christian of them all?

That would be me, most defiantly me. No sorry Richard DAwkins the princes of Dorkness is the funniest. I'm the second Funniest. Yes Dawkins is a Po Christian....hes trying to get all the Christians to wake up....and its working. I love Dicky.

 

[Willamena]

We don't even want to spend every minute in this life with our own wives, maybe in the same house yes, but not the same room.

Should I feel sorry for you wife?

 

[LegionOnomaMoi]

We don't even want to spend every minute in this life with our own wives

There is nothing else I would desire above this: that I could indeed spend such time with her.

Anyone else feelin my pain?

I am not a Christian, nor even a believer. Yet I do not feel your pain. I feel the pain you dismiss as unwanted. To construct an afterlife wherein which you are subject to the same biases, ignorance, prejudices, pettiness, and so forth is to fundamentally misunderstand much of Christian cosmology (however irrelevant and/or paradoxical I find it). Your argument is simply the projection of your biases unto a realm that, if on the off-chance it exists, is beyond your comprehension.

 

[BSM1]

.....that they would want to hang out with more than one and half hours MAX on a Wednesday, maybe two hours Sunday Morning and an hour Sunday night? You know, anyone you just couldn't wait to have lunch with after church? A brother in Christ who has become closer than any brother?.....um......nah......not me......but I did get to know Jesus Christ real good learning to put up with these lunatics...for decades.

We don't even want to spend every minute in this life with our own wives, maybe in the same house yes, but not the same room. Heaven is going to suck FOR ALL ETERNITY based on all the wanna be Christians I've ever met. Anyone else feelin my pain?

What is your definition of a Christian?

 

[ChristineES]

I have met no one that I would want to spend every waking moment of my life and that includes my husband. I like being around different people at different I've met millions of Christians and some of them are fun to be around and others were a drag to be around. I believe that if I never wanted to be around anyone, ever, then I would have the problem, not the other people.