Hashtag!

[Willamena]

This was like the mid-1990's. I was asked by a girl on the bus, "What time is it?"

I replied, "A quarter to 4." Got a blank stare.

"3:45."

Oh!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

This was like the mid-1990's. I was asked by a girl on the bus, "What time is it?"

I replied, "A quarter to 4." Got a blank stare.

"3:45."

Oh!

What does 25 cents have to do with the time?

 

[Curious George]

What does 25 cents have to do with the time?

You found my two bits? It's about time!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

You found my two bits? It's about time!

Do you need to drill something?

 

[Curious George]

Do you need to drill something?

Yes. Some Twitt...er...Twatt offered me two bits to build him a wooden tic tac toe board, and I broke my last drill bit when I was a fourth of the way done with the last quarter of my project. Now I am running out of time, so I called the No. listed for home depot but got a damn recording asking me to enter my extension followed by the pound key. But when I began to pound the fourth number I realized my phone only had #'s, an octothorp and a sextile. I'm really need the quarter the guy promised because I am a bit shy of enough money to buy some thyme to season my soup, for which I already purchased a lb. of venison. And I am really hungry, as I left my last bit of food, some Ice cream, in the Sahara. Now before you ask who in their right mind would desert dessert in the desert, just give me my two bits- and I'll be on my way to tweet about this whole endeavor- (hashtag) stupid.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Yes. Some Twitt...er...Twatt offered me two bits to build him a wooden tic tac toe board, and I broke my last drill bit when I was a fourth of the way done with the last quarter of my project. Now I am running out of time, so I called the No. listed for home depot but got a damn recording asking me to enter my extension followed by the pound key. But when I began to pound the fourth number I realized my phone only had #'s, an octothorp and a sextile. I'm really need the quarter the guy promised because I am a bit shy of enough money to buy some thyme to season my soup, for which I already purchased a lb. of venison. And I am really hungry, as I left my last bit of food, some Ice cream, in the Sahara. Now before you ask who in their right mind would desert dessert in the desert, just give me my two bits- and I'll be on my way to tweet about this whole endeavor- (hashtag) stupid.

Maybe you should just use a hammer, or an ampersand.

 

[Curious George]

ampersand.

certainly one of the coolest symbols but anytime i try to scribe one it comes out looking horribly shoddy. Indeed, the ampersand is my mark of shame.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

certainly one of the coolest symbols but anytime i try to scribe one it comes out looking horribly shoddy. Indeed, the ampersand is my mark of shame.

You should see my treble clef when I jot down music.

 

[freethinker44]

[youtube]57dzaMaouXA[/youtube]
"#Hashtag" with Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake - YouTube

 

[BSM1]

Is this a ground hog or a woodchuck:

Or a whistle pig?

 

[dawny0826]

I refered to a "number sign" with a younger person and they were confused. I drew the symbol and they said, "oh, you mean a hashtag!" God, I hate people sometimes.

Yeah. Makes you feel old, doesn't it?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Yeah. Makes you feel old, doesn't it?

If by "old" you mean "awesome" and "super smart," then yes, it makes me feel old.

 

[YmirGF]

I must be old fashioned, the "hashtag" will always be an octothorpe to me.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I must be old fashioned, the "hashtag" will always be an octothorpe to me.

Sounds like one of those old-timey musical instruments that pierce your ears with their horrendous noises.

 

[YmirGF]

Sounds like one of those old-timey musical instruments that pierce your ears with their horrendous noises.

An 8-sided musical instrument?

octothorpe