Have Grievances? Gather 'Round The Aluminum Pole....It's Festivus!

[Revoltingest]

What bothers ye? This is the place to air your grievances about your brethren & sistern at RF have disappointed you.

@LegionOnomaMoi....it's bad enuf to wear a loud plaid suit, but for the coat & pants to be different plaids....Horrible! Did ya learn yer fashion skills in some Scottish skid row?

@Draka.....where are the pix of them stones ya promised us all!?

@Willamena....You've yet to model that electric blue furry thong that

@Wirey so generously lent you last Festivus.

@Wirey....Why ya ne'er send any'o dat sugar in my direction?

@Kathryn.....Songbird came back...so why not yooze?

 

[DreadFish]

No one in particular has given me reason to be irritated with them, and this upsets me.

What is wrong with you people? Have you no spines?!

 

[Revoltingest]

Weird....a certain poster just told me a few days ago that I'm spineless!

@Quagmire never did giggety my geschmoiggety!

 

[DreadFish]

@Treks Hasn't been online in a long time!

 

[dantech]

@Revoltingest, I.. I... I got nothing.. there's no specific reason why.... I just don't like you.

@Uberpod does you ubergayness have to be so uber-in-your-face? @Iti oj isn't all in your face with his heterosexuality...

@Iti oj I'll never understand how they hired such an unqualified, sorry excuse for a human being as staff... I just don't get it...

@Wirey, how long am i supposed to wait for you to payback that money... I had to do things to save up those 9$, I'm not proud of... right @Uberpod ?

 

[LegionOnomaMoi]

@LegionOnomaMoi....it's bad enuf to wear a loud plaid suit, but for the coat & pants to be different plaids....Horrible! Did ya learn yer fashion skills in some Scottish skid row?

"Wha in yon cavern, grim an' sootie,
Clos'd under hatches,
Spairges about the brunstane cootie
To scaud poor wretches!

Hear me, Auld Hangie, for a wee,
An' let poor damned bodies be;
I'm sure sma' pleasure it can gie,
E'en to a deil,
To skelp an' scaud poor dogs like me,
An' hear us squeel!"

 

[Uberpod]

@dantech Your anagrams seem more like analgrams - you clearly pull your ideas out your derrière. And your acronyms are ultra dim (ie, Don't Include Meaningfulness.) And, you ain't worth six let alone nine dollars for anything.

 

[Uberpod]

@Iti oj isn't all in your face with his heterosexuality...

If he plays his cards right, he could be.

 

[Brickjectivity]

@crossfire cause she's so naughty.
@Kilgore Trout for getting lost in the woods.
@Sha'irullah for being a hopeless religion designer.
@Avi1001 for his weird obsession with science.
@Wu Wei for getting into fights all the time and for eye abuse.
@DreadFish for taking the bait of innocent trolls.
@Orbit for taking the long way around.
@LegionOnomaMoi for making the girls cry.
@Drolefille for wanting to believe all the time.
@Revoltingest for spamming the world, relentlessly.
@Thief for acting like he invented it.
@MysticSang'ha for playing Trivial Pursuit.
@Tarheeler for making me proud of NC.

 

[Uberpod]

@Storm for all your thunder and lightning, and all that wind, so much wind, during a debate, I find myself only mildly damp in your wake.

 

[Wu Wei]

@Revoltingest for his lack of hygene and unintelligable accent
@Brickjectivity for not wanting to fight more
@Thief for his watery poor excuse for strong coffee
@4consideration for being infatuated by foul smelling unintelligible Scotsmen

 

[Revoltingest]

@Wu Wei......for goose'n me when I wasn't look'n!

@Songbird....fer the purple rain on me truck!

@Meow Mix.....fer not covering! (The litter in that box is there for a reason.)

 

[LegionOnomaMoi]

@LegionOnomaMoi for making the girls cry

I sincerely apologize for such sexist, discriminatory behavior. I intended to make all cry, regardless of gender. As soon as I can figure out how I had any influence on whichever gender I did in whatever way, I promise to forego prejudiced abuse and to discriminate all equally regardless of gender

 

[columbus]

And a hearty Merry Christmas to @1robin. You gave me the ultimate gift. Christian clarity about Jesus, the Bible, and why I am an abomination.

Tom

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, oh, oh! I wanna be an abomination too! Lousy @1robin.....won't abominate me!

 

[DreadFish]

@Iti oj for being staff instead of me. You should be me!

@DreadFish you should be more creative with your grievances!

 

[icehorse]

The staff, for not declaring which dictionary members should be using.

 

[DreadFish]

I just wanted to take a moment away from the airing to just say: Happy Festivus everyone!

Also, we need to get to the wrestling part soon. Festivus wont end until the head of the household, (or, in this case, thread) is pinned to the ground. Who wants to go first?

 

[DreadFish]

Also, I brought a Festivus pole for us:

Also, another grievance. When searching for a Festivus pole, I found this abomination:

What half-wit doesn't understand that the Festivus pole is traditionally to be unadorned and unlit?? This is a sign of commercialism and materialism encroaching on our holiday! Do not succumb, my friends!

 

[1robin]

And a hearty Merry Christmas to @1robin. You gave me the ultimate gift. Christian clarity about Jesus, the Bible, and why I am an abomination.

Tom

Merry Christmas to you. I am not sure what you stated here. I do not think your an abomination. With God human life has infinite worth and value. You may have done some abominable things just as we all have but you are still a person of infinite importance to God. You are an heir to the greatest gift ever given to any creature on earth (it is only for us to accept it) and your mind is the most complex arrangement of matter in the universe, you are a free moral agent endowed with a mind capable of decoding the rationality of the universe, and a person God was wiling to die to save.