1robin
Christian/Baptist
I do not have the capacity to abominate. Could not afford the license fee.
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Have Grievances? Gather 'Round The Aluminum Pole....It's Festivus!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
- Start date
Archgh! Now I've got an additional grievance against gubmint!
1robin
Christian/Baptist
Since the Obamanation has risen they seem to horde the ability to judge others. They have made the ability to do so for it's citizens so costly few can afford it any longer.
It's about time to air this grievance @Revoltingest for his treatment of avatar-challenged posters like me. Imagine the horror I've experienced with his (occasional) constant reminder that my choice of avatar, or lack thereof, is questionable!
How about.....
Or....
Too many bows in the first one. Not enough teeth in the second.How about.....
Or....
Maybe some wings -- and maybe a halo -- and wrestling an alligator. What do you think?
OK. This is not exactly a grievance. It's more not being a bit miffed.
This is Christmas Eve for me, and I am finding myself wanting to wish some of my heathen friends some kind of good wishes. But...what to do? What if I say 'Merry Something" and somebody gets offended? I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE.
I would like other people to have (even for a moment) a feeling of niceness, and sweetness, feeling accepted and loved. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
I would like to offer some good wishes to everyone. Sue me if you don't like it! This is too much pressure!
(Just joking. Best Wishes Everyone
.)
This is Christmas Eve for me, and I am finding myself wanting to wish some of my heathen friends some kind of good wishes. But...what to do? What if I say 'Merry Something" and somebody gets offended? I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE.
I would like other people to have (even for a moment) a feeling of niceness, and sweetness, feeling accepted and loved. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
I would like to offer some good wishes to everyone. Sue me if you don't like it! This is too much pressure!
(Just joking. Best Wishes Everyone
.)
DreadFish
Cosmic Vagabond
OK. This is not exactly a grievance. It's more not being a bit miffed.
This is Christmas Eve for me, and I am finding myself wanting to wish some of my heathen friends some kind of good wishes. But...what to do? What if I say 'Merry Something" and somebody gets offended? I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE.
I would like other people to have (even for a moment) a feeling of niceness, and sweetness, feeling accepted and loved. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
I would like to offer some good wishes to everyone. Sue me if you don't like it! This is too much pressure!
(Just joking. Best Wishes Everyone
I say "bah!" to the easily offended. Christmas is as much a secular holiday as a religious one!
I celebrate it for the food and family
I would like to air a grievance, to wit, that although I have been lurking on the forum and posting at an anemic rate over the past several years, NOT ONE SINGLE ONE OF YOU (especially @Revoltingest) ever told me about Festivus, and indeed, I only learned of Festivus this year someplace other than on the RF!
Although not yet a grievance, I too would like to be an abomination. I have been abominable in the past, and would like to add this to my list of accomplishments.
Thank you for your attention.
Although not yet a grievance, I too would like to be an abomination. I have been abominable in the past, and would like to add this to my list of accomplishments.
Thank you for your attention.
Once again, tis the season to say how you've all disappointed me!
@Onyx threatened to cancel The Simpsons....& replace it with a reboot of The Flintstones!
In the interest of interfaith understanding, I gave @Tumah a copy of our sacred book, but he couldn't find Waldo!
@Smart_Guy stole me kilt, & is wear'n it under his bed sheets!
@Skwim gets spinach all over me floor by eat'n it straight out'a the can!
@sunrise123 chewed me slippers, & the barfed on them!
@Shadow Wolf put a Hillary bumper sticker on Mr Van!
@Quetzal came on to me, but wouldn't follow thru!
@David1967 took a bite out of the frubal he gave me!
@LegionOnomaMoi hacked into me emails after figuring out that me password was "north.kilt.town"
@BSM1 & Darla rammed me canoe, & tipped it over!
@icehorse left road apples all over me driveway!
@Wirey has escaped to China!
@Wu Wei tipped over me dumpster....that's where I live!
@Daemon Sophic's avatar is still giving me the stink eye!
@4consideration put ghost peppers in me gumbo.....I'm still sweat'n bullets!
Gubmint raised me property taxes again!
@Acim secretly voted for Hillary!
@beenherebeforeagain still has that deformed looking avatar....it frightens me...trigger warning needed!
@Laika vowed to make RF great again. He didn't!
@ADigitalArtist grabbed at me sporran without consent!
@columbus used gay conversion therapy on me!
@idav kidnapped me & forced me to wear a bland pantsuit!
@Underhill still hasn't given me his tax return!
@Lyndon sneaked up behind me & tried to give me his haircut!
@psychoslice tried to convince me that lighted farts are a renewable energy source!
@Onyx threatened to cancel The Simpsons....& replace it with a reboot of The Flintstones!
In the interest of interfaith understanding, I gave @Tumah a copy of our sacred book, but he couldn't find Waldo!
@Smart_Guy stole me kilt, & is wear'n it under his bed sheets!
@Skwim gets spinach all over me floor by eat'n it straight out'a the can!
@sunrise123 chewed me slippers, & the barfed on them!
@Shadow Wolf put a Hillary bumper sticker on Mr Van!
@Quetzal came on to me, but wouldn't follow thru!
@David1967 took a bite out of the frubal he gave me!
@LegionOnomaMoi hacked into me emails after figuring out that me password was "north.kilt.town"
@BSM1 & Darla rammed me canoe, & tipped it over!
@icehorse left road apples all over me driveway!
@Wirey has escaped to China!
@Wu Wei tipped over me dumpster....that's where I live!
@Daemon Sophic's avatar is still giving me the stink eye!
@4consideration put ghost peppers in me gumbo.....I'm still sweat'n bullets!
Gubmint raised me property taxes again!
@Acim secretly voted for Hillary!
@beenherebeforeagain still has that deformed looking avatar....it frightens me...trigger warning needed!
@Laika vowed to make RF great again. He didn't!
@ADigitalArtist grabbed at me sporran without consent!
@columbus used gay conversion therapy on me!
@idav kidnapped me & forced me to wear a bland pantsuit!
@Underhill still hasn't given me his tax return!
@Lyndon sneaked up behind me & tried to give me his haircut!
@psychoslice tried to convince me that lighted farts are a renewable energy source!
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BSM1
What? Me worry?
That was you? I thought it was just another old guy paddling way to slowly (which, of course, continues to burn my biscuits). BTW and FYI the Carolina Reaper surpassed the Ghost Pepper in hotness, so you might not want to open my gift without those welding gloves handy.
@Revoltingest for stealing my shovel... again.
@Sunstone refused to support my political proposal for making french press coffee makers mandatory in all RF kitchens.
@Neo Deist agreed with one that one time!
@Shadow Wolf tried to change my font color to a lovely shade of blue... which I refuse to graciously accept.
@beenherebeforeagain did not give me his life savings so I could attempt to launch my own satellite.
@Laika also did not give me his life savings so I could attempt to launch my own satellite.
@BSM1 laughed at one of my jokes and since then has not stop calling me.
@Quintessence borrowed my biodegradable sunglasses and has not returned them.
@Sunstone refused to support my political proposal for making french press coffee makers mandatory in all RF kitchens.
@Neo Deist agreed with one that one time!
@Shadow Wolf tried to change my font color to a lovely shade of blue... which I refuse to graciously accept.
@beenherebeforeagain did not give me his life savings so I could attempt to launch my own satellite.
@Laika also did not give me his life savings so I could attempt to launch my own satellite.
@BSM1 laughed at one of my jokes and since then has not stop calling me.
@Quintessence borrowed my biodegradable sunglasses and has not returned them.
Laika gave me his life savings.
I used'm to buy shovel so I could return yours.
Happy now!?
I would much rather have a satellite. Hey! @Kirran, wanna loan me your life savings so I can build and launch a satellite?
Do I get to use the satellite to boost my TV reception?
Neo Deist
Th.D. & D.Div. h.c.
Dammit, now I gotta work to undo that...
Depends, are you currently subscribed to our adult entertainment network? If yes, then no, no it won't.