My own personal affordable health care program (yes, I really employ these methods)......
- For a cold, put your money into premium cocoa, but empower it with cheap Canuckistanian whiskey. Their bland lowest common denominator blends are adequate for this purpose.
- Save money on band-aids by using tape instead. Why waste money on those sissy little cushiony pads?
- For big cuts (like an errant machete blow to the top of one's head), you can avoid stitches by being careful to not disturb the cut with more than light dabbing to stem the copious blood flow. Btw, it was an experimental machete design, which I've since retired.
- Ever dive into a pool & bend back a finger to the point of an avulsion factor? (Yes, it hurts for quit a while.) Now, when you don't go to the doc, & you find that your finger healed crooked, you can straighten it by continual stretching.
We're looking for more suggestions for our "Medical Maladies For Dummies" booklet.
What have you?
And it must be something you've actually done.
- For a cold, put your money into premium cocoa, but empower it with cheap Canuckistanian whiskey. Their bland lowest common denominator blends are adequate for this purpose.
- Save money on band-aids by using tape instead. Why waste money on those sissy little cushiony pads?
- For big cuts (like an errant machete blow to the top of one's head), you can avoid stitches by being careful to not disturb the cut with more than light dabbing to stem the copious blood flow. Btw, it was an experimental machete design, which I've since retired.
- Ever dive into a pool & bend back a finger to the point of an avulsion factor? (Yes, it hurts for quit a while.) Now, when you don't go to the doc, & you find that your finger healed crooked, you can straighten it by continual stretching.
We're looking for more suggestions for our "Medical Maladies For Dummies" booklet.
What have you?
And it must be something you've actually done.
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