Of course they do. I know my fire hydrant is smart because she lets me gawk at her without saying anything, and she always seems to obey me when I tell her to shut up until I'm done gawking at her.
Every time I make out with my fire hydrant, I keep a dictionary handy in case she says anything and I need to understand her.
I have yet to know what to make of her gushing water all over me last time we were together, though. Maybe I need to get a new dictionary now.
She gushes water all over you!
You lucky man! Tell me, what do her parts look like? I want a visual. You know....pics or it didn't happen.