You can certainly say that, girl, but let's cut to something important: Are you British birds as easy as everyone says you are?
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Help! How can I feel good about objectifying people? Suggestions please!
- Thread starter MysticSang'ha
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You can certainly say that, girl, but let's cut to something important: Are you British birds as easy as everyone says you are?
If you stare at women's breasts for a long time and they tell you to stop being a creep, you should always whip out that dictionary and show them why they must shut up and deal with it. Nothing says "life of the party" like an ability to thump dictionaries while scanning others' bodies with your eyes, against their will to boot.
Also, a sign that you are really, really good at sex is thumping a dictionary when she asks you, "What do you mean, 'I'm blue-balled'?" after you pull out. A true man knows how to handle blue balls just long enough to use that dictionary and look up what "blue balls" means.
I should really write a book about all of this. "Dating Advice from DS: The Unabridged Virgin." Yeah, that sounds great!
Also, a sign that you are really, really good at sex is thumping a dictionary when she asks you, "What do you mean, 'I'm blue-balled'?" after you pull out. A true man knows how to handle blue balls just long enough to use that dictionary and look up what "blue balls" means.
I should really write a book about all of this. "Dating Advice from DS: The Unabridged Virgin." Yeah, that sounds great!
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Wherenextcolumbus
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Yes! Especially when you get a few bevys down us
Erebus
Well-Known Member
Ahh don't worry about that I had a momentary relapse and felt some twinge of compassion and self respect. A night in Tiger Tiger got rid of that nonsense in no time!
Did you go with a crowd of male friends? I think it can sometimes help us to be with others when we feel a relapse coming on. I mean others who share the proper views, of course.
Me Myself
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Put them in a box too small for them. Remember not to put any holes in it.
Then serve food on top of the box and invite everyone for dinner.
Make the box really pretty, so when they compliment the box, you'll feel happy about not being the only one objectifying people and as such you've made it!
Then serve food on top of the box and invite everyone for dinner.
Make the box really pretty, so when they compliment the box, you'll feel happy about not being the only one objectifying people and as such you've made it!