Help with a filthy limerick

[Wirey]

"Scrotum" and "tote 'em" rhyme, and there has to be a reason.

 

[Marisa]

Oh dear.

 

[Mycroft]

There once was a man with a scrotum
Who had it removed from its totem.

 

[lovemuffin]

There was a man of the tribe Tohono Oo'dham
whose penis was renowned as a totem
at 10 feet it stood
a fine piece of wood
from the tip and on down to the scrotum

 

[BSM1]

A tragic tale about a man from Folsom
who had his roundies removed from his scrotum
This he didn't deserved
So he had them preserved
And in a jar he can now always tote 'em.

 

[Revoltingest]

A tribe of all gals built a totem
to celebrate Wirey's scrotum
& consummate skill
to give them their fill
of love'n as he'd motor boat'm.

 

[Revoltingest]

Challenges are scary.....I never know if I'll meet'm.
Some topics & word pairs seem a natural, but nuthin happens.
This was no "once was a girl named Enis" level of quality.