Here's A Groaner

[Lightkeeper]

I made up a joke today on the way to calling on one of my customers. I didn't tell it to the customer, because I wanted to keep the account.

There's this older rock singer/songwriter. He still writes and performs the sha na na and the doowap stuff. Recently, while in a small plane to his next gig, one of the passengers opens the door. all of Wayne's sheet music flies out the door. And now, Wayne Doowaps
keep falling on my head.

Sorry.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

It's times like this that I wish I believed in Divine retribution.

 

[Lightkeeper]

Maybe that's what this is.

 

[Ceridwen018]

LOL, Lightkeeper, that's great

 

[godischange]

*giggles* That was funny! *giggles again* I could never have thought of stuff like that!

 

[Feathers in Hair]

This should have a 'no drinking any substance while you read it, lest you do a spit-take in laughter and drench your monitor' warning.